Bernie
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Don't do that. Now I don't have to pick up a bottle for the party tonight. It's a Hanukkah miracle.
We invented them. Cheers, bitch.
We invented them. Cheers, bitch.
We invented them. Cheers, bitch.
Aw, Eve, you got me a present? Good, because I also got you something.
Aw, Eve, you got me a present? Good, because I also got you something.
Aw, Eve, you got me a present? Good, because I also got you something.
Yeah, for you. You're welcome. Okay, my turn.
Yeah, for you. You're welcome. Okay, my turn.
Yeah, for you. You're welcome. Okay, my turn.
You filled out my application? You're welcome. That's mail fraud.
You filled out my application? You're welcome. That's mail fraud.
You filled out my application? You're welcome. That's mail fraud.
Stop quoting your psychic.
Stop quoting your psychic.
Stop quoting your psychic.
Jews don't get saved. And besides, I'm not taking advice from a woman who believes that my choices are dictated by the universe.