Bernie

Yes. I am ready to admit that I need help. From you. Right now, actually.

You can cover for me! I want to hit up the dispensary before they close. Thank you! You are such a good friend. Merry Christmas Eve, Eve!

You can cover for me! I want to hit up the dispensary before they close. Thank you! You are such a good friend. Merry Christmas Eve, Eve!

You can cover for me! I want to hit up the dispensary before they close. Thank you! You are such a good friend. Merry Christmas Eve, Eve!

Save you some soup cognac.

Save you some soup cognac.

Save you some soup cognac.

Five isn't a baby, you psychopath.

Five isn't a baby, you psychopath.

Five isn't a baby, you psychopath.

Thanks, Benjamin, but I'll be needing more than this for tonight.

Thanks, Benjamin, but I'll be needing more than this for tonight.

Thanks, Benjamin, but I'll be needing more than this for tonight.

First night hosting since 2011.

First night hosting since 2011.

First night hosting since 2011.

I've asked you to take that down.

I've asked you to take that down.

I've asked you to take that down.

Well, that's old news because after tonight, my name in Hanukkah won't be associated with fire. Actually, it will be, but the Gen Z good kind.