Bert Kreischer

I laughed so hard.

You know when you visualize it and then all you can see is the owner of the Cubs in a seersucker shoot with a big cigar looks out to left field and his team is warming up and then he looks out and sees buffalo grazing and he looks at his assistant and he goes, I meant the fucking team.

And he's like, oh, I brought the real buffalo, sir.

And I couldn't stop laughing.

It's one of those laughs where you, as you visualize it, you keep laughing harder and harder.

The hardest my dad ever, I'm gonna do, this is a little bit of a bit, but this is the hardest my dad's ever laughed.

So my dad doesn't find me funny.

He does not find me funny.

At all.

Okay.

Like he doesn't get me.

So like I made him laugh.

We went, this is a good wrestling story and I'm gonna let you know that this will probably be in a special and it'll be a lot better.

But you're getting the skinny story.

We went to a Disney resort for a luau.

Long story short, my dad did not want to go to a Disney resort.

The alcohol was minimal.

And they said they had a special guest coming.

And I look around, I see Moana.

And so obviously as a wrestling fan, I go, it's the fucking rock.