Bert Kreischer
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Why doesn't Bert's dad find him funny?
So my dad doesn't find me funny. He does not find me funny.
Like in this moment or at all?
At all.
Okay.
Like he doesn't get me. So like I made him laugh. We went, this is a good wrestling story and I'm going to let you know that this will probably be in a special and it'll be a lot better. But you're getting the skinny story.
Oh, what's your story? Don't you dare be sour. Clap for Stephanie and feel the power.
The hardest thing about having blood clots is this.
You can't do that?
You can't cross your legs. Really? So in bed, I'm a big leg crosser.
Right? And so it's almost... Do you know that's usually because of your back?
I have sciatic problems. Yeah, it's... So we thought my blood clot was sciatic, for real. Really? Initially, I was on... The day before I went into the hospital, I was in my recliner, and my sciatic got so bad, I couldn't move my leg at all. Oh. And so... That's a terrible feeling. Oh... I'm sure you're familiar with this. You don't know how precious your mobility is. There are things that I didn't know were precious in life. Mobility, anonymity. I stole my daughter's anonymity. I just took it. I'm sure you're somewhat familiar.
Yeah. I never had any. I don't even think I can say that word.
It's like your life was out there. Always. Always. I did that to both my daughters.
Yeah.
What health issues does Bert discuss?
Did you ever change your name?
No, I didn't.
My daughters did.
Really?
Yeah, they don't go by Chrysler. They go by Chrysler. We talked to them. Really? In school, but in their mailing address, it's a different last name.
Wow.
It was creepy. A UPS driver pulled up. For delivery. And he was like, to Isla. And he was like, Isla Kreischer? She was like, yeah. And he's like, Isla Kreischer. The? Who put her finger in his ass and put it in the dog's mouth. And he was like, she's like, yeah, that's me. He's like, Isla Kreischer. That like, was with that Vietnamese family that went ziplining. She goes, yeah, that's me. Isla Kreischer the one that had the period party? And she's like, oh, I get it. What is it? He's like, I have a package for you.
Yes, thank you, sir.
And then he's like, can I get a picture? And she's like, no. Yes, certainly not. That's when she changed her name. Yeah, so they changed it to Hitler.
Oh, great. Well, I mean, you know, it says a lot about you.
No one talks to that person. Yeah.
They just want to stay away completely. Yeah. Yeah. Nobody's asking questions when they deliver packages at that point. Just a pile of mail. So I wanted to ask, you look great by the way. I mean, do you, are you feeling better now?
Sadly, I feel phenomenal. You do. I feel so good. I'm so crisp and clean on stage. I am so... I mean, really, honestly, I'm eating very clean and I'm sleeping amazing.
How does Bert's relationship with his daughters influence his decisions?
I mean, I sleep so good. Even without your feet crossed. That's the only thing that stinks.
I feel like we've got to uncross for him.
No, no.
It won't last. I'll just constantly cross. We're trying. Sorry. You can live vicariously through our...
I'll man spread okay the no I feel phenomenal and I'm my workouts are better and and uh you know when the doctor said to me when I got the blood clot for everyone doesn't know I found a blood clot my leg and then they I had blood clots in my lungs and which is the scary part so scary yeah and uh my daughter you caught them we caught we caught them which is the I mean you hear so many horror stories of people just dying instantaneously And I have to say this, just so... I know we may touch on this moving forward, but our dog passed away instantaneously yesterday. Like, within two minutes, just on a couch and then dead. It was horrible. It was a horrible experience. I'm so sorry. That's okay. Thank you very much.
Izzy.
Izzy, yeah. Oh, the best goddamn dog. I don't... Let's... We'll save that if... Yeah. So, but what you think... You forget how precious life is. And then when they caught it, they're like, you know, this is great. You know, we got it. And so we're going to get you, we have protocol to help you get healthy. And so there's a moment where you get this CAT scan and they find the blood clots. And there's a moment where you wait.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
Why doesn't Bert's dad find him funny?
0:01–1:47
2
What health issues does Bert discuss?
1:47–3:16
3
How does Bert's relationship with his daughters influence his decisions?
3:16–5:24
4
What humorous story does Bert share about Christmas gifts?
5:24–43:11
5
What challenges do pet owners face with their dogs?
43:11–43:29
6
How do pets bring joy and unconditional love to families?
43:29–43:53
7
What humorous parenting stories are shared?
43:53–44:19
8
How does Bert Kreischer reflect on family moments and life lessons?
44:19–1:25:31