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Bert Kreischer

πŸ‘€ Speaker
56427 total appearances

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I was like, okay, can I eat edibles?

And she looked at my wife.

She goes, what are we doing?

She's like, you have blood caught in your legs and your lungs.

There's nothing.

I need you to be 100% clean.

That's the big... So of course I got a second opinion.

There's no way I'm going to fucking listen to this ER doctor.

I got a cardiologist who does concierge work on the side who tells me what I want to hear a lot of times.

Only thing he's ever said to me is, dude, you got to stop taking Xanax.

He goes, it melts your brain.

Like, that's the only thing.

I'm never going to let you take Xanax again.

No, I would love if Xanax got back in.

By the way, I could do all this with Xanax.

No, I said to him, I said, how serious is this, you know, not drinking on blood thinners?

He's like, listen, I know you.

And he was like, if I tell you what I'm supposed to tell you, you're just going to start drinking again?

He goes, or I can just tell you what you need to hear.