Bert Kreischer

And I go, and I pissed on their dining room table.

And I watched my dad go.

And he's holding onto the keys.

And that's the only thing holding his body up.

I guess I got up in the middle of the night and pissed on it.

I go, Mr. Maddock found me.

He goes, he found you.

He found you.

And I go, and then I took the tablecloth.

I said, I laid it.

That's the hardest I've ever made my dad laugh.

I've never told that one on stage.

No, I was just remembering the hardest I've ever made my dad laugh.

Stand-ups weird in that It's funny like a lot of times your best bits.

You won't know their bits.

You're just like oh, it's a story I tell my friends I don't know how to get it on stage and then people like you gotta tell that on stage But you don't know how to get into it.

You don't have right like

Yeah, like that's the beauty of being around stand-ups.

Like I remember one time, I was just talking to Joe about this the other day.

I was at the comedy store and I was like, we were doing a new material night where people yell stuff out and then you riff on it.