Bert Kreischer

If you go look at cars, you're buying a car.

If we look at this puppy, we're going to get a puppy.

And we walked in to this house, and Izzy came up, and I did not want Izzy.

And she climbed up my lap and she laid back with her feet out and her paws like this.

And went to sleep.

On my belly and my belly as they're talking about what, and I went.

I go, we're getting this fucking dog.

And Leanne was like, for real?

And she was beautiful.

Reverse Brindle.

Beautiful dog.

And she was an apocalypse dog.

Like, if you had to live through an apocalypse, this is the dog you want walking by your side everywhere you go.

If you woke up and walked outside, she walked with you and just stood next to you.

And when I went to the gym, she'd walk to the gym with me.

And then if you were in the gym and she couldn't find you in the house, she'd go to the gym window and just stare at you and wink.

And you could tell what the best thing about this dog is you could go, Izzy, go lay down.

And she'd go lay down.

Wow.

Like that's the best, I mean, just the best dog.