Bert Kreischer
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She was nervous and scared and I had a drink and I got down on the floor with her with a cocktail and I was a little buzzed.
And I was like, hey, she was nervous.
I go, you're about to have the greatest life in the world.
I go, these little girls are going to love the shit out of you.
They're going to play dress up.
You're going to have the greatest time of your life.
And I go, that woman there, she's going to take care of every need you ever need in your entire life.
I go, here's the deal, though.
I go, I'm going to be in and out of here.
You're not going to see me much.
You've got to take care of them.
You've got to be the one.
I need you to be a terrorist.
Anyone comes through that door, you die first.
And I swear to God, this dog got comfortable, looked at me like, I can do that.
And no one, I mean, no one came near that house because of that dog.
And we lived in an alley.
Homeless people lived on it.
That dog would protect that house forever.