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Bert Kreischer

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56427 total appearances

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And she hits a trash can.

And then Georgia looks at me and goes, do you think she needs glasses?

I mean, Georgia, that's who Georgia is.

Like your assistant.

Do you remember the TV show Coach?

She's like Dauber.

Like, Georgia would be the one that goes, hey, have you seen your youngest daughter?

And I'm like, I haven't.

She goes, because she's stuck in a tree.

And then you go out, and I was at the top of the tree going, how do I get down?

Yeah, I mean, the two of them.

I remember Isla and Leanne got into a fight one morning.

Georgia's like... Georgia was the... I don't mean to slight one kid and prop up, but Georgia was the ideal child.

Hey, you'd open the door to wake her up, and she'd already be awake going, I'm already up.

I've been reading.

I mean, Leanne will get everyone ready for school, and I'm sure this is in therapy.

They'll figure out what this did to Georgia.

everyone ready for school, and Georgia would be backpack on, socks pulled up over calves, shoes on, ready to go, packed her own lunchbox, hairbrushed, braided her own hair, and Isla would not have clothes on yet.