Bert Kreischer

Like this feels like a family, like a home.

And I was like, really?

And he goes, yeah.

He was like, this is like, he goes, trust me, you're going to get the big house and everyone will be in the rooms and you're going to have to scream to get anyone to hear you or call them, God forbid.

And it won't feel like this.

And then he goes, this smells like a house.

And I was like, well, she's making dinner.

He goes, yeah, but I can smell it when I walked in the door.

Yeah.

And he was like, and it feels like a house.

And then he goes, and it sounds like a house.

And as he says that, George and Isla run in the house from the pool.

And George is like, Mom, Isla kicked me in the vagina.

And he's like, see, this is a house.

But I always say, like, you know, like I had a hard time when we got our nice house.

And we still own our old house.

And I go to that house, and I'm like, this house just, this was right.

Built in, like, 1930.

It never got, it was just perfect.

It's the perfect house, in my opinion.