Bert Kreischer
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Do you feel like... Let me see the right way to say this.
So one time, I dyed my hair blonde.
White, like white.
Back when the Beastie Boys did it, do you remember that?
I dyed my hair white.
And I realized...
It was too much pressure for me to carry a look.
I was like, I'm not this guy.
I got to put on an outfit every fucking day to fucking fit this hair.
I was like, sometimes I just don't want to have to deal with it.
And so I had to get rid of the hair because I couldn't carry the hair.
You guys are rock stars.
Do you feel like sometimes you don't want to be a rock star and you just want to put on gym shorts and like a tank top and walk around?
No.
Don't?
Like, you pick all your own clothes?
I got a stylist.
I have a stylist, and I don't know.
Definitely shows.
Oh, this is me.