Beth Crane
👤 Speaker
160
total appearances
Appearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Stitches: Comedy Fiction Podcasts
Feed Drop: We Fix Space Junk
We were lucky just now, but Automnicon isn't always as scary a name as it should be.
Stitches: Comedy Fiction Podcasts
Feed Drop: We Fix Space Junk
The one place they aren't checking are the freezer ships, because they assume you won't go cryo class.
Stitches: Comedy Fiction Podcasts
Feed Drop: We Fix Space Junk
You killed four guards on your way out.
Stitches: Comedy Fiction Podcasts
Feed Drop: We Fix Space Junk
I doubt you'll last that long if you go back.
Stitches: Comedy Fiction Podcasts
Feed Drop: We Fix Space Junk
It's a really easy way to vanish for six months.
Stitches: Comedy Fiction Podcasts
Feed Drop: We Fix Space Junk
Just floating slowly through space, frozen in time.
Stitches: Comedy Fiction Podcasts
Feed Drop: We Fix Space Junk
I do it all the time.
Stitches: Comedy Fiction Podcasts
Feed Drop: We Fix Space Junk
It's like a long sleep.
Stitches: Comedy Fiction Podcasts
Feed Drop: We Fix Space Junk
Or a short death.
Stitches: Comedy Fiction Podcasts
Feed Drop: We Fix Space Junk
Did you do it, by the way?
Stitches: Comedy Fiction Podcasts
Feed Drop: We Fix Space Junk
Seems like you went to a lot of trouble to avoid it.
Stitches: Comedy Fiction Podcasts
Feed Drop: We Fix Space Junk
Makes you seem less than innocent.
Stitches: Comedy Fiction Podcasts
Feed Drop: We Fix Space Junk
I grew up on Pluto.
Stitches: Comedy Fiction Podcasts
Feed Drop: We Fix Space Junk
And I haven't been back to Pluto in a few decades.
Stitches: Comedy Fiction Podcasts
Feed Drop: We Fix Space Junk
You're what, 20?
Stitches: Comedy Fiction Podcasts
Feed Drop: We Fix Space Junk
It's not your fault your family are a bunch of murderers.
Stitches: Comedy Fiction Podcasts
Feed Drop: We Fix Space Junk
Wait, how old are you?
Stitches: Comedy Fiction Podcasts
Feed Drop: We Fix Space Junk
Hmm, cryo has its advantages.