Bethany
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Because apparently I've traumatized my oldest.
He is in fifth grade, yes.
He found out when the tooth fairy was taking care of her aging ill parents and forgot to leave tooth fairy money.
I know, that tooth fairy, she got me every time.
Every time.
I have went to great lengths to keep this secret.
I took a picture of him with the elf, and then I erased it.
I have tried so hard to keep this.
Get me?
Honestly, I want him to have memories.
He's got memories.
I didn't have all this growing up.
I didn't have memories.
I remember sitting on my couch on Thanksgiving eating a Tostino's pizza.
There we go.
And I don't want that for my kids ever.
Well, thank you.
But anyway.
I've done my best.
Okay.