Big Hoss

I just got a question.

So much better when you're fucking blind than when you're sober, you know?

Just had a steak and onion sandwich.

Fuck, it's good.

But when you're sober, it's like, oh, it's just steak and onion, you know?

I don't know.

I just want to know your opinion.

Like, is food better when you're drunk or what?

And I got my four-week-old in one of those little baby carriers because she doesn't like laying flat in the pram.

She gets gas and colic and all that, but she seems to like this.

I don't know.

I'm probably just thinking a bit too much about it, but I don't know.

Just what are your thoughts on blokes carrying babies in baby carriers?

Also...

Do you reckon dogs, you know how dogs bark differently as per the species?

Do you reckon a dog hearing another dog, another species of dog bark differently would sound like an accent to them?

Like us hearing someone speak English in Spanish or something like that?

Do you reckon a German shepherd sounds German?

Different barks probably understand each other, but must sound different to them, surely.

Yeah.