Big Jay Oakerson

And then it's all the people that are going, it's like, it's my tax dollars.

Like, guys, the amount of bullshit that our tax dollars goes to, that should be a priority over getting a fucking Mexican dad out of the country.

It's like... Joe, it sounds like you just want to keep barbecued goat in this country.

I took it and then I faked the second one, the booster.

Because I realized that there's no way to at least it's a piece of paper It's a card mm-hmm with like some random name on it's like it was like I was like There's no way they're actually tracking this my daughter made one on her phone to go into a cheesecake factory pretty impressive They're gonna absolve you of that crime it'll be in the future has been like when they all the people that dodged the draft Yeah, they exonerated.

Oh wait.

Did I just admit to a crime in this podcast I?

Yeah, but that's like saying they're going to put you in jail for not going to jury duty.

That doesn't actually happen.

Do they come to you for, have you ever done jury duty?

If Joe Rogan showed up to do jury duty, it'd be wild.

I've never done jury duty either I haven't gotten a notification in years and years and years, but I was ignore them back.

He did it recently?

They sent him into a pool because he was wearing shorts.

We first came from, oh, like Pilgrim Court.

Okay, Pilgrim Court.

They still have it in England to this day.

The judges still wear it.

And if you have money, you're fucking just getting pussy left and right.

Yeah.