Chapter 1: What is discussed at the start of this section?
the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day Yeah, well, he's the nicest guy in the world. That's part of the problem. No, he's very sweet, but it was like when they tell you the story of it, it was he was at a comedy club once and somebody in the audience made fun of him. He's like, I'm going to go to a place where no one upsets anybody ever.
I'm going to make a place like that. And that was Comedy Magic Club. Still, they would let us roll in there. They did stop Joey from doing shows there, though. Did they really? Because there's too many people that were like normal people that would come in when Joey was opening for me. Joe, you're eating her ass from behind. You're doing the pigeon when your nose goes in her asshole.
People are like, no way. They let Tosh do whatever he wanted, I think. Tosh was able to roll. And when they asked me to do spots there, like eventually when I went there, I was like, I kind of, I don't know. It's a weird spot for me to do if it's a clean club. No, they're like, you can do your thing. Clean clubs are odd.
There used to be this place in Mount Vernon, New York called the Champagne Comedy Club. It was like an all black room. And the guy who ran it was like very Christian, very religious. And he was like, no motherfuckers. He goes, I don't want to hear no motherfuckers. He goes, you don't see that bitch had a big ass. You see that woman had a wide behind.
Like he had a whole speech he would give you before you would work there. What you would say.
I've only tried to work clean a few times. So I used to open for Nate Bargatze, who is like one of the cleanest. Brilliant. You don't even know that he's clean until somebody points it out. That's why he's phenomenal. Like Gaffigan. Like same thing as Gaffigan. But he's even cleaner than Gaffigan. Gaffigan will curse once in a while. Nate, he's never said a curse word on microphone ever.
That's not true. I don't think so. No, he was hammered one night in New York Comedy Club. He called a lady a cunt immediately. We had to stop her boyfriend from attacking him.
Was it on camera though?
No, no. Oh, I mean, maybe like the in-house of the comedy club. But man, it was great.
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Chapter 2: What experiences do comedians have in clean comedy clubs?
And he walks through and no one hit him at all. And then he just looks at us and gives a thumbs up. And then he sees this big muscly guy next to him. He just goes, eh, and shoves that guy. And then the guy shoved Nate pretty much across the pit again. And he just came back over to us laughing and smiling. And then... he demanded that we go to a spot in your comedy club.
That's hilarious. He was at Skankfest one year. We do Josh Edmire's Goddamn Comedy Jam. And it's always very heavy metal at Skankfest. We all do metal songs. Tony's singing System of a Down. Jay always does Slipknot. What song was it? It was Slipknot, right? We were doing The Wall of Death. Oh, oh, no, no, no. It was break stuff, Limp Bizkit. Limp Bizkit, yeah.
So there's a breakdown where the music kind of like is just playing, right? And Jay starts a wall of death. If you've never been to a heavy metal concert, essentially the entire floor splits open, and it's just two, like on both sides, two walls of people just staring at each other, just ready. And then when the music drops, they all converge and just like kill each other. There's great videos.
There's videos of it.
rob dukes from exodus has like one of the biggest ones ever yeah that's a great thing at a metal concert so we did we did this at skank fest and nate nate's never been to a metal concert so he's just hammered this when he was drinking he's just like bopping around like in the middle of it everyone splits he's staying in the middle and i'm you know i'm doing the song so i'm going at one point off microphone though i'm just trying to go i'm like i'm like nate i'm like i'm like dude you gotta like you know what and he just keeps raising his beer he's like
And I was like, we couldn't interlude anymore. The bass player's fingers were going to start bleeding if he kept interluding. So we had to get to the end of the song. And then so I'm on microphone at that point.
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Chapter 3: How do comedians navigate audience reactions during performances?
I'm like, Nate, move. Nate, you got to move. And he's just like. I'm good, buddy. This guy ain't moving, man. And we hit that break your fucking face tonight. This audience converged, and I remember just seeing Nate. I mean, they smash in, and Nate went like this. You just saw him pop up and go back down to the pile. He was in there somewhere, but yeah. Feeling no pain. Who started the mosh pit?
That seems like one of the craziest elements in all of music. I'm going to give it to black people. Agreed upon... We stole it from them.
Jazz, rock, the mosh pit. Rock and roll for sure. It had to be punk rock, right? Probably 70s, like Sex Pistols.
I wish I knew. I remember I was dating a girl when I was 20, 21, and she was really into these crazy bands. She went to this band and she was in a mosh pit and got a fucking concussion from a headbutt. And then came over to my apartment afterwards. I'm like, why are you doing that? Sex pistols, hell yeah. Sex pistols.
What is funny, the difference in what people that are hardcore metal people would think of a band like Korn or Disturbed or bands like that, where it's like, those are the mosh pits more that I've been around in my life where there's almost like a... The guy on stage is even making it soft. He's like, if a brother falls down, it's always like some kind of Valhalla speech.
If a brother falls, you pick your brother up. You don't stop him. And it's all about like, you know, pulling each other off the ground and banging into each other and walking in circles. You kind of bump into each other. I went to a small show at the old knitting factory in Manhattan for a band. I forget what they were called, but it was like.
They stopped the show because the mosh pit, I was like watching from above, but the mosh pit was like punch kick.
Oh, Jesus. It's like hardcore shows. Hardcore shows are, it's like fist fighting.
If you're a crazy person and you know how to fight and you just decide to go into a mosh pit because you could just start tuning up on people.
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Chapter 4: What are the effects of body shaping and cosmetic procedures on men's self-image?
Oh, he's had like a ton of implants all over his shoulders and his arms. He looks crazy, legitimately crazy. I think maybe some people are doing with their abs. What a lot of people are doing is just a liposuction sculpture.
Yeah.
Etching. That's what they call it.
It's so funny. There's like, oh, you get all these things now for like, because women have had like Spanx forever and like just body shaping like things to wear under their clothes. And they'll like, they'll advertise them for dudes. I don't know if I could wear like Spanx to suck in my body.
I cannot possibly dream of a situation taking my clothes off in front of a woman and her having to watch me like.
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Chapter 5: How do societal expectations influence men's body confidence?
spill out of a shirt. With every inch I take off, things just start expanding.
It's like I'm vacuum sealed. I have really bad posture, and there's a few things that I've gotten to help with my posture. One of them is a thing that you stick to your back, and if you lean down a little bit, it buzzes, and you correct yourself. Like a dog? Yeah, like a dog. But another one that I had was a harness A harness, it essentially- Oh my God, it's all like a dog stuff.
I can go up to a one round back and then I can zoom all around with no fear of getting hit by a car.
He's got a fucking collar that doesn't let him leave his yard. Every time I slouch, I get shocked. No, there's a harness that you wear and it pulls your shoulders back like this, right?
I've seen that, yeah.
But I got that and I was like, this one is actually pretty good because it corrects your posture naturally. And I remember I went on a date with a girl and I hugged her and she goes- are you wearing a bra? And I was like, oh, I'd rather have shitty posture than be accused of wearing a bra by a woman. Oh, that's hilarious. That's so funny.
Are you wearing a harness? Are you wearing a bra?
Did you break off of a school trip where you were connected to other kids? Oh, my God. Yeah. Just guys. There's nothing. It's like being bald and wearing a hat. Girls don't. They'd rather you just be bald. Women don't want an unconfident man. Men don't really give a shit about women's confidence as much, I guess.
But there's a hat.
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Chapter 6: What are the implications of drug legalization on public health and safety?
Reek of lack of confidence. If you're a bald guy who wears a hat all the time. Yeah, but a hat is a look, I think, almost. Yeah, but a hat also, as a bald guy, a hat will cover up your baldness.
I used to wear a hat in the beginning because I was going bald when I was like 19.
I was going to say wearing a hat because you're going bald, like starting to see the pattern. But if you shave your head down, a hat's just like a look. Right, right. If you shave your head down. If you already have a shaved head. But wearing it to hide like receding hair.
Yeah, when I was like 19, I started going bald, and I would wear a hat all the time, all the time, before I started shaving my head down. I've seen that before.
Somebody who wears a hat is like their look, and then one day they take it off, and they look like fucking Riff Raff from Rocky Horror. Nothing on top. Apparently there's a new drug. Where's the drug developed? Was it Taiwan? Some country developed a drug that's regrowing hair. Like they put it on bald mice in the demonstrator. You could put it on like a square area.
Let's do it, Joe.
The mice's body. I think I like being bald.
Oh, here we go. The lies start.
Even if it grew back, I'd keep it super short. I'd just keep it stubble.
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Chapter 7: What are the implications of sensationalized true crime stories?
The devil didn't have to have anything to do with that. I know. That is something funny when there's sequels to something that is initially supposed to have actually happened. Right. Then you just start making shit up.
Exactly.
That is kind of funny. That's a very good point. Ed Gein II, Electric Boogaloo. This is a redemption arc. DeFeo claiming he had no memory of killing his family, so they mounted an affirmative defense of insanity. Insanity plea was supported by the psychiatrist for the defense.
Daniel Schwartz, the psychiatrist for the prosecution, Dr. Harold Zolan, maintained that although DeFeo was a user of heroin and LSD, he had antisocial personality disorder and was aware of his actions at the time of his crime. Interesting. Heroin and LSD. Unregulated. Yeah, unregulated. That's it. That's the problem. You got it from the cartel. So that was based on a true story.
But, you know, all the demon shit in there, they just add that. It's kind of weird that you're allowed to do that after someone's dead. You just make up a bunch of stuff. Sensationalize it. Yeah. I mean, that's what Ed Gein's show just did. Right, but this is like you're making up a thing where this guy is possessed by demons, which is why he's killing everybody.
Yeah, not only that, you turn it into a horror movie that has the supernatural in it. Ed Gein, that show was about what he really did. Like, he really did take people's skin off. The grave robbing and stuff like that was definitely a real story. And he did make furniture out of people's skin. Like, all that stuff was insane.
Yeah, the shows took a lot of, like, liberties with, like, rumors and shit, but it was... Oh, like him wearing dresses and jacking off and stuff like that? No, like, some of the murders, like, he was never connected to all the murders that he did on the show. Like, there was sort of, like, rumors. Like, none of it, like... Like, even where he killed his brother, I guess.
He was mostly a grave robber, was his thing.
Yeah, he didn't. It was sort of like they kind of put two and two together and they just said he murdered his brother. But that was never proven.
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Chapter 8: How do AI and technology influence warfare?
Yeah.
Yeah.
It could have. You know, who knows? But he definitely killed a few people at least, right?
I think he was only charged with two. Two, yeah. Only two? Yeah.
Yeah. Which, I mean, serial killer? Come on. Come on. The craziest one was Henry Lee Lucas. Do you ever see that movie, Henry Portrait of a Serial Killer? Yeah. It's based on Henry Lee Lucas. Him and this dude, they traveled across the country together, and he killed... They don't even know how many people he killed. But then the problem with that guy is he also seems crazy.
So then cops could bring him, what about this one? Illinois, 1972, Betty Lee Harris. I killed her. Definitely. I remember her. And so then they could chalk stuff off like that they solved cases.
And so they'll get a lot of these guys that are basically just fucking losers that are, you know, probably strung out on meth, kill a few people, kill people for thrills and a gas station and stuff like kind of like with the movie implied. But then you just you give them credit for like 100 deaths. Did you ever speak to on the show? Any of the guys, the West Memphis three?
Did you have Damien Echols on ever? The main kid from that?
You know I'm talking about the last three because that was essentially I wonder if like their lives are just Fucked or if they're just doing okay explain the West Memphis three to be able so in the story it was Three like heavy metal gothi kids that were friends one was Like dim or what do you call it like dull like brained he was like 70 IQ or something This is the origin story of the Legion of skanks
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