Big Jay Oakerson

I got bad hair. As long as you can judge it up nice, though.

You probably look great in a tuxedo.

You probably look great in a tuxedo.

You probably look great in a tuxedo.

I bet you do. I bet you wear a suit, okay? He doesn't.

I bet you do. I bet you wear a suit, okay? He doesn't.

I bet you do. I bet you wear a suit, okay? He doesn't.

I think I wear black dress pants and a black dress shirt, untucked. They probably thought you worked there.

I think I wear black dress pants and a black dress shirt, untucked. They probably thought you worked there.

I think I wear black dress pants and a black dress shirt, untucked. They probably thought you worked there.

I didn't overthink it, and I will say that one of Vecchione's friends, who's not in comedy, who I know sort of. Mm-hmm. I was already dealing with all this the whole time, and then right before I went to go put on my magnet belt instead of the leather belt- Uh, that guy just said to me, he goes, damn, Jay, because I thought maybe we'd even get you in a suit jacket for this event, huh?

I didn't overthink it, and I will say that one of Vecchione's friends, who's not in comedy, who I know sort of. Mm-hmm. I was already dealing with all this the whole time, and then right before I went to go put on my magnet belt instead of the leather belt- Uh, that guy just said to me, he goes, damn, Jay, because I thought maybe we'd even get you in a suit jacket for this event, huh?

I didn't overthink it, and I will say that one of Vecchione's friends, who's not in comedy, who I know sort of. Mm-hmm. I was already dealing with all this the whole time, and then right before I went to go put on my magnet belt instead of the leather belt- Uh, that guy just said to me, he goes, damn, Jay, because I thought maybe we'd even get you in a suit jacket for this event, huh?

And I was like, you're this fucking asshole. Fuck you, dude.

And I was like, you're this fucking asshole. Fuck you, dude.

And I was like, you're this fucking asshole. Fuck you, dude.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, you know what? I'm starting to think we're going to have to fight.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, you know what? I'm starting to think we're going to have to fight.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, you know what? I'm starting to think we're going to have to fight.

I'm going to ruin your credit cards. I started thinking to myself, I'm going to have to fight tonight. I should probably seal these up with some magnets.