Fighting Demons w/ Big Jay Oakerson
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What exciting events are coming up for the podcast?
Gang tickets for the Back on the Block Tour are going quick, baby, so get them wet and getting is good.
Yeah, we're coming to San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, Burlington, Boston, Atlanta, Charlotte, Raleigh, Richmond, Baltimore, Philly, Rochester, and Toronto. All tickets available at RUGarbage.com. We'll see yous on the road. Yeah. Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
Hey, everybody out there, and welcome back to everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage? Hell yeah. It's our little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find that it's a good to be classy. Yeah. Or they're just a big old piece of trash. Garbage. I'm your host, Dave Trolley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in a new edition. She's down at the DMV getting her real ID. Wanted to remind everybody the deadline's coming up. He writes what he knows. He's struggling with that at the moment. Mike Coase is coming at you from right next to me. Pay no mind to him. He is the CEO of RU Garbage. He is an international businessman, and he's my best pal in the whole wide world, and I love him.
Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan, everybody.
What up, gang? Shout out to you. Thanks for tuning in. As always, please make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Also, full video available over there on Spotify, gang. Check that out. And obviously, the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com. Go over there, get all that bonus content, and go get some live tickets. The Boy with the Back on the Block Tour is on sale right now.
Gang, we couldn't be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guest back with us today. One more time for the final episode of the Chronicles of Jason. After this, he will be donated to the Frito-Lay Institute for further research and testing. Be cryogenically frozen. It's time to get inside. I've studied for years. Inside man. He has not one but two specials out on YouTube right now. It's a double part, them and they crowd work special, proving once again why he truly is one of the best stand-up comedians working today. Give it up for Big Jay Oakerson, everybody. Thank you, gentlemen. Look at him. Double album, hitting him with it. He's just smashing pumpkins.
I'm so blown away you guys have stopped smoking.
I know. I saw you do it, too.
I've been thinking about putting smoking a bunch lately. That was a lonely heater you had out back, too. He flicked.
He came over to me. He came over to me. He's like, so what, do you not even just want to smoke anymore? And I went, no. And I saw him look at it and go, and just flicked it over the balcony.
What the fuck am I doing? I'm going to be the last asshole.
Out there by yourself. That should be your next album.
Who are the hosts of 'Are You Garbage'?
It doesn't matter if your friends who smoke are wheezing, coughing, having trouble sleeping, migraines, anything. As soon as they stop, you're like, fuck. You're in it together.
When you're all dying, you're like, we're in it together.
How about that feeling? Have you guys gotten rid of the, or do you still see it? Maybe you don't even do it. When I'm at an airport, particularly, when you go outside to smoke before I go in. We used to love it. But not even that. It's looking around. When I see an 80-year-old guy over this way, I'm like, nice.
Oh, really? You can do it. Yeah, see I do that I'll be outside smoking or something like that and I'll look around and I'll see like the grossest woman ever Oh, yeah 37 Like this built like a pirate. Oh, yeah, fuck. What am I doing? Yeah, I think about what I look like people see me smoking They must have been like what the fuck is wrong with this guy?
He's not gonna make it a little too close to the Sun this big fella You guys have a hard hard time first couple weeks. I
I will see. I wanted to quit. I was like, oh, I'll quit at the beginning of the year, the beginning of January. And at the end of December, I got real sick, COVID or flu, whatever the fuck it was. And so I was out of commission for 10 days. And I was like, hey, man, if you're going to do it, you're already 10 days in. Like, just fucking roll with it.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What exciting events are coming up for the podcast?
0:00–2:43
2
Who are the hosts of 'Are You Garbage'?
2:43–12:04
3
Why is Big Jay Oakerson a special guest today?
12:04–19:09
4
What are the struggles of quitting smoking?
19:09–59:12
5
How do comedians deal with clothing mishaps?
59:12–1:08:03
6
What funny stories arise from awkward situations?
1:08:03–1:09:08