Big Jay Oakerson

He told us, like, all right, it's going to be me, Bobby Kelly, his son, and Christine. And he's like, yeah, I got you guys for sure. And when we got there and went to will call, of course, it wasn't snake pit. And Max, Bobby's son, of course, was devastated by this somehow. And we just couldn't. They busted my balls for a week that we didn't come through on the snake pit.

Because I didn't want to call the guy and be like, hey, this isn't Snake Pit. I know you're getting ready to go play in front of MetLife Stadium, but worry about me and my friends. So I just accepted the tickets. And then Bobby had to go talk to Max, and Max goes, it hurts, Dad. Which is like playing up a bit, I would say. But he's like, it hurts, Dad.

Because I didn't want to call the guy and be like, hey, this isn't Snake Pit. I know you're getting ready to go play in front of MetLife Stadium, but worry about me and my friends. So I just accepted the tickets. And then Bobby had to go talk to Max, and Max goes, it hurts, Dad. Which is like playing up a bit, I would say. But he's like, it hurts, Dad.

Because I didn't want to call the guy and be like, hey, this isn't Snake Pit. I know you're getting ready to go play in front of MetLife Stadium, but worry about me and my friends. So I just accepted the tickets. And then Bobby had to go talk to Max, and Max goes, it hurts, Dad. Which is like playing up a bit, I would say. But he's like, it hurts, Dad.

And so we said he learned a lot of important lessons that day. No God, no Santa Claus, no Snake Pit. The shirt's the fan made that. That's great. But to explain all that to a TSA agent who's like, what the fuck are you wearing? I'm like, no, no, no. I don't know if there's a God. You have to get into an existential conversation.

And so we said he learned a lot of important lessons that day. No God, no Santa Claus, no Snake Pit. The shirt's the fan made that. That's great. But to explain all that to a TSA agent who's like, what the fuck are you wearing? I'm like, no, no, no. I don't know if there's a God. You have to get into an existential conversation.

And so we said he learned a lot of important lessons that day. No God, no Santa Claus, no Snake Pit. The shirt's the fan made that. That's great. But to explain all that to a TSA agent who's like, what the fuck are you wearing? I'm like, no, no, no. I don't know if there's a God. You have to get into an existential conversation.

Look, I don't know if there's a God, but the shirt's not really me saying there isn't. It's not my place to say. Do you know the band Five Finger Discount by any chance? Are you familiar with Five Finger Death Punch?

Look, I don't know if there's a God, but the shirt's not really me saying there isn't. It's not my place to say. Do you know the band Five Finger Discount by any chance? Are you familiar with Five Finger Death Punch?

Look, I don't know if there's a God, but the shirt's not really me saying there isn't. It's not my place to say. Do you know the band Five Finger Discount by any chance? Are you familiar with Five Finger Death Punch?

I was about to call 47 about this.

I was about to call 47 about this.

I was about to call 47 about this.

Damn. That's good. I don't think that's garbage at all. No. That's a flex. That's planning. Yeah. What if you have to hold your breath for a long time for something? I bet that. I don't think this is garbage at all.

Damn. That's good. I don't think that's garbage at all. No. That's a flex. That's planning. Yeah. What if you have to hold your breath for a long time for something? I bet that. I don't think this is garbage at all.

Damn. That's good. I don't think that's garbage at all. No. That's a flex. That's planning. Yeah. What if you have to hold your breath for a long time for something? I bet that. I don't think this is garbage at all.

I can see in black dots your fats just naturally float I was gonna say people think my legs come out I used to think people thought I was cheating a lot in the holding your breath because of that cuz no matter what like you put your breath in and when you're just trying to like focus on like holding your breath and your fat body your fat body just and then you have to just sit there and the people are worried that you died no no no dead man's flute when I'm in a pool looks like I'm in the Dead Sea I'm like two feet above the water

I can see in black dots your fats just naturally float I was gonna say people think my legs come out I used to think people thought I was cheating a lot in the holding your breath because of that cuz no matter what like you put your breath in and when you're just trying to like focus on like holding your breath and your fat body your fat body just and then you have to just sit there and the people are worried that you died no no no dead man's flute when I'm in a pool looks like I'm in the Dead Sea I'm like two feet above the water

I can see in black dots your fats just naturally float I was gonna say people think my legs come out I used to think people thought I was cheating a lot in the holding your breath because of that cuz no matter what like you put your breath in and when you're just trying to like focus on like holding your breath and your fat body your fat body just and then you have to just sit there and the people are worried that you died no no no dead man's flute when I'm in a pool looks like I'm in the Dead Sea I'm like two feet above the water

Some places, I'd have to assume.