Big Jay Oakerson

Or surveying, where you hold the thing while he's taking a camera shot from across the street or something. And I never was like, I'm never going to be the guy with the backwards sunglasses on the back of his head while he's figuring out something. Like, I don't know. They're so, like...

Or surveying, where you hold the thing while he's taking a camera shot from across the street or something. And I never was like, I'm never going to be the guy with the backwards sunglasses on the back of his head while he's figuring out something. Like, I don't know. They're so, like...

Or surveying, where you hold the thing while he's taking a camera shot from across the street or something. And I never was like, I'm never going to be the guy with the backwards sunglasses on the back of his head while he's figuring out something. Like, I don't know. They're so, like...

Well, that was the job. That was the job. I said, well, they sent me out, and I got my first prostitute with my grandmother's money.

Well, that was the job. That was the job. I said, well, they sent me out, and I got my first prostitute with my grandmother's money.

Well, that was the job. That was the job. I said, well, they sent me out, and I got my first prostitute with my grandmother's money.

We have shit on you on Legion of Skanks for that. Poor my mom. She didn't know. She just wanted to make sure I eat. I ate all right.

We have shit on you on Legion of Skanks for that. Poor my mom. She didn't know. She just wanted to make sure I eat. I ate all right.

We have shit on you on Legion of Skanks for that. Poor my mom. She didn't know. She just wanted to make sure I eat. I ate all right.

Yeah, I never even think about that. Yeah, I would just say, yeah, whatever the price is, I throw the tax right in there. Yeah. For sure. Whatever I paid.

Yeah, I never even think about that. Yeah, I would just say, yeah, whatever the price is, I throw the tax right in there. Yeah. For sure. Whatever I paid.

Yeah, I never even think about that. Yeah, I would just say, yeah, whatever the price is, I throw the tax right in there. Yeah. For sure. Whatever I paid.

I hate it going the other way so much that I've changed. Anything like buying ticket apps, always have that. There's a button you can push that says include fees and taxes. Just tell me what the fucking whole thing is.

I hate it going the other way so much that I've changed. Anything like buying ticket apps, always have that. There's a button you can push that says include fees and taxes. Just tell me what the fucking whole thing is.

I hate it going the other way so much that I've changed. Anything like buying ticket apps, always have that. There's a button you can push that says include fees and taxes. Just tell me what the fucking whole thing is.

Just tell people. It doesn't matter. Exactly. It doesn't matter if it's a $250 ticket. It might be a $415 ticket after they fucking hit you with StubHub. So it's a $400 ticket. Fucking clean anyhow. Pieces of shit.

Just tell people. It doesn't matter. Exactly. It doesn't matter if it's a $250 ticket. It might be a $415 ticket after they fucking hit you with StubHub. So it's a $400 ticket. Fucking clean anyhow. Pieces of shit.

Just tell people. It doesn't matter. Exactly. It doesn't matter if it's a $250 ticket. It might be a $415 ticket after they fucking hit you with StubHub. So it's a $400 ticket. Fucking clean anyhow. Pieces of shit.

What do you got? This weekend, no, in two weekends, I'm in Liberty, Ohio, Cincinnati area. Governor's Long Island coming up. BigJayComedy.com for all my dates. There you go.

What do you got? This weekend, no, in two weekends, I'm in Liberty, Ohio, Cincinnati area. Governor's Long Island coming up. BigJayComedy.com for all my dates. There you go.