Big Jay Oakerson

I don't know if I could wear like Spanx to suck in my body.

It's like I'm vacuum sealed.

I have really bad posture, and there's a few things that I've gotten to help with my posture.

One of them is a thing that you stick to your back, and if you lean down a little bit, it buzzes, and you correct yourself.

Like a dog?

Yeah, like a dog.

But another one that I had was a harness

A harness, it essentially- Oh my God, it's all like a dog stuff.

He's got a fucking collar that doesn't let him leave his yard.

Every time I slouch, I get shocked.

No, there's a harness that you wear and it pulls your shoulders back like this, right?

But I got that and I was like, this one is actually pretty good because it corrects your posture naturally.

And I remember I went on a date with a girl and I hugged her and she goes-

are you wearing a bra?

And I was like, oh, I'd rather have shitty posture than be accused of wearing a bra by a woman.

Oh, that's hilarious.

That's so funny.

Did you break off of a school trip where you were connected to other kids?

Oh, my God.

Yeah.