Big Jay Oakerson

I'm Louis J. Gomez.

And I remember I had my mom shave my head down except for this one spot And then it my hair it wasn't really long enough to braid and it was very poofy So my hair was just a poof ball right on the front of my head like this because you were gonna go your tongue Poe I was gonna grow my tongue Poe thing and the first showed up in the sixth grade and this kid Paul Tomati was like bro Your hair is gay

You're not going to be a part of the Lu Tang clan.

I just started punching him because there was nothing else I could do because I knew he was 100% right.

Nice loofah head, dickface.

I was in the sixth grade.

In my mind, by the time I got to the tenth grade, it would be perfect blade height.

Wow, dude, that's patience.

I used to doodle characters, and I used to doodle myself as this Asian superhero with fucking...

It was like what's it just starting in position?

Why would you even start like that?

Convince yourself that you could beat up five guys at once.

Yeah.

All right.

They didn't really nail fighting in movies, right?

It's like boxing movies.

Even to this day, it really doesn't look real.

Lincoln.

Lincoln?

It was Lincoln you're thinking of.