Big Jay Oakerson

No, they were almost puzzled. He was even like, no, man, the girls came to party and stuff. I was like, I know, but even that sentence. It's not like they came in and they were like, they know me and my stuff. They came to party because you were like, hey, you girls want to do coke tonight probably for free and drink. Go fuck this guy.

I'm all right.

I'm all right.

Not even sort of. So he was just hooking you up. Absolutely. I'm with you. I would have done that too. I don't know. I get it. I get it completely. But I have to believe or at least be able to believe in some way like you want to do this. Not like you will. I will fuck you. Yes. Yeah.

Not even sort of. So he was just hooking you up. Absolutely. I'm with you. I would have done that too. I don't know. I get it. I get it completely. But I have to believe or at least be able to believe in some way like you want to do this. Not like you will. I will fuck you. Yes. Yeah.

yeah then you go oh thank god exactly the second you're done you come that was fucking great this part of your brain comes back online it's like going on the road before i ever had a laptop you know for years that wasn't really a thing that everybody had a laptop so on the road was a hilarious race you'd either find you'd either have that local newspaper whatever that weird arts paper is it would have hooker ads

yeah then you go oh thank god exactly the second you're done you come that was fucking great this part of your brain comes back online it's like going on the road before i ever had a laptop you know for years that wasn't really a thing that everybody had a laptop so on the road was a hilarious race you'd either find you'd either have that local newspaper whatever that weird arts paper is it would have hooker ads

the yellow pages and, uh, the E channels girls going wild infomercial. And it was a race to like, can I just jerk off and not make a terrible mistake right now?

the yellow pages and, uh, the E channels girls going wild infomercial. And it was a race to like, can I just jerk off and not make a terrible mistake right now?

And you have to remind yourself, you go, as soon as it's over, you're going to be like, I don't really have $200 to be throwing around like that or whatever. You know what I mean? Like, all of it is so bad that as soon as you're done, you're like, perfect night. You really made the right decision there, big guy. Thank you, Girls Gone Wild. I mean, who doesn't know?

And you have to remind yourself, you go, as soon as it's over, you're going to be like, I don't really have $200 to be throwing around like that or whatever. You know what I mean? Like, all of it is so bad that as soon as you're done, you're like, perfect night. You really made the right decision there, big guy. Thank you, Girls Gone Wild. I mean, who doesn't know?

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Yeah. Oh, yeah. Spice Channel. And then I got a... At one point, one of my first roommates in New York worked for the cable company, so we had unlocked Spice and Playboy Channel and like... Those are really like... That was still the era where everything was on DVD or you had to download... So it was like... You did it, but it was like... So not good, the Playboy channel. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Spice Channel. And then I got a... At one point, one of my first roommates in New York worked for the cable company, so we had unlocked Spice and Playboy Channel and like... Those are really like... That was still the era where everything was on DVD or you had to download... So it was like... You did it, but it was like... So not good, the Playboy channel. Yeah.

It's still like... The fact that they made any kind of what you would describe as vanilla pornography in the world is still strange to me that it exists. Like...

It's still like... The fact that they made any kind of what you would describe as vanilla pornography in the world is still strange to me that it exists. Like...

like soft core you're saying or just but yeah yeah they weren't even doing anything it was just maybe just the naked women's stuff but i mean like just all of it's gotten so like uh like the fact that anyone can go back and be like what would i read like dude maxim magazine has the 50 hottest bikini babes pictorial like who gives a shit yeah it's like there's a girl this pretty taking a dump in a sink on the internet

like soft core you're saying or just but yeah yeah they weren't even doing anything it was just maybe just the naked women's stuff but i mean like just all of it's gotten so like uh like the fact that anyone can go back and be like what would i read like dude maxim magazine has the 50 hottest bikini babes pictorial like who gives a shit yeah it's like there's a girl this pretty taking a dump in a sink on the internet

And I can eat it if I join her. I can get a vial of it sent to my house. I'm going to suck that vial down. I'm interviewing in a few weeks, I believe, where we got Farrah Abraham. And I told the person who's sending her to us. I did some research. That's MTV's teen mom. Oh. And then she started doing, like, porn. She did a couple porn videos, like pro porn videos.