Big Jay Oakerson

You know, it's like 4-11. I could dunk, though. And she's like, she goes, really? He's like, yeah, it's pretty easy for you.

He's just a retarded guy. And every time the cops show up, he's like, no. And he runs around crazy. And then the neighbor will always come over and be like, just can you leave? Like, I kind of look after him a little bit. Like, this is not a real problem here.

He's just a retarded guy. And every time the cops show up, he's like, no. And he runs around crazy. And then the neighbor will always come over and be like, just can you leave? Like, I kind of look after him a little bit. Like, this is not a real problem here.

And the guy was so retarded.

And the guy was so retarded.

They show.

They show.

It's like... He does. Oh, God. He never quite gets it. Yeah. As soon as they leave the first time, the same night, they just, to see if they can, they just message him back and they go... They go, sorry about that. That was my uncle. That was my uncle. He gets really pissed off. And he was like... That was weird. And then she was like, yeah, but it's okay. He's going back to England tomorrow.

It's like... He does. Oh, God. He never quite gets it. Yeah. As soon as they leave the first time, the same night, they just, to see if they can, they just message him back and they go... They go, sorry about that. That was my uncle. That was my uncle. He gets really pissed off. And he was like... That was weird. And then she was like, yeah, but it's okay. He's going back to England tomorrow.

He's clearly just an American guy. It's okay. He's going back to England tomorrow. He goes, okay, well, I mean, I still love you. Like, am I going to get to see you? And then they just do it again. The fourth time they catch him at a car dealership. And he's getting out of his car and he goes, are you a... And they go, hey, Jason. And he doesn't recognize him. He's retarded. He goes, oh, hey.

He's clearly just an American guy. It's okay. He's going back to England tomorrow. He goes, okay, well, I mean, I still love you. Like, am I going to get to see you? And then they just do it again. The fourth time they catch him at a car dealership. And he's getting out of his car and he goes, are you a... And they go, hey, Jason. And he doesn't recognize him. He's retarded. He goes, oh, hey.

And he goes... And he goes, what are you here for? He goes, to get a car. He goes, would you like to get a 13-year-old car? And he goes, what? He goes, are you here for a 13-year-old? He goes, no! And he starts running for his life. He's like, get out of here! Get out of here! And that's the one where the cops show up and they go, yo, stop. Block his number. What are you doing?

And he goes... And he goes, what are you here for? He goes, to get a car. He goes, would you like to get a 13-year-old car? And he goes, what? He goes, are you here for a 13-year-old? He goes, no! And he starts running for his life. He's like, get out of here! Get out of here! And that's the one where the cops show up and they go, yo, stop. Block his number. What are you doing?

Like, leave this guy alone. He's never gotten any pussy, kid or otherwise.

Like, leave this guy alone. He's never gotten any pussy, kid or otherwise.

I mean, it's really... Isn't he a good high school sweetheart? You should be allowed to. This is my prom date.

I mean, it's really... Isn't he a good high school sweetheart? You should be allowed to. This is my prom date.

Yeah, he goes, luckily that midget has telekinesis. Yeah, he's, they're all, I mean, there was the famous one. There's the Chris Hansen was the guy started eating pizza. Yeah, just watch that one. It's one of the best ones ever. He goes, you want a slice? No, it's cool. He's scarfing that. He's changed his name and moved. That's what he did.

Yeah, he goes, luckily that midget has telekinesis. Yeah, he's, they're all, I mean, there was the famous one. There's the Chris Hansen was the guy started eating pizza. Yeah, just watch that one. It's one of the best ones ever. He goes, you want a slice? No, it's cool. He's scarfing that. He's changed his name and moved. That's what he did.

It did. It really did. He goes, hmm. He goes, I guess... I'm a pervert?