Big Jay Oakerson
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Then we slept in what I can only equate to that Blair Witch House where the guy was waiting in the corner with handprints all over the wall with leaves on the ground. We slept in something like that, and then I was just like, yo, this is not my thing at all. So I left the Boy Scouts pretty quick. This guy's not even smoking weed. So with the... So the septic tank's brand new. Okay.
Then we slept in what I can only equate to that Blair Witch House where the guy was waiting in the corner with handprints all over the wall with leaves on the ground. We slept in something like that, and then I was just like, yo, this is not my thing at all. So I left the Boy Scouts pretty quick. This guy's not even smoking weed. So with the... So the septic tank's brand new. Okay.
But they really, you know, and I've, they say, you know, obviously, like, just toilet paper in there. Shit, piss, and toilet paper. That's it. No wipes, even if they say flushable wipes. Now, what I'm here to say, and you have a large audience, so I hope this, what's my camera here?
But they really, you know, and I've, they say, you know, obviously, like, just toilet paper in there. Shit, piss, and toilet paper. That's it. No wipes, even if they say flushable wipes. Now, what I'm here to say, and you have a large audience, so I hope this, what's my camera here?
But they really, you know, and I've, they say, you know, obviously, like, just toilet paper in there. Shit, piss, and toilet paper. That's it. No wipes, even if they say flushable wipes. Now, what I'm here to say, and you have a large audience, so I hope this, what's my camera here?
I've never ever, and I've been to a lot of people's houses that have septic tanks and many Airbnbs that have septic tanks where there are signs begging me three different places in the house, begging me to not flush anything except toilet paper down because of the septic tank down the toilet, even flushable wipes. And every time I have put flushable wipes... Cigarette butts. Weed butts.
I've never ever, and I've been to a lot of people's houses that have septic tanks and many Airbnbs that have septic tanks where there are signs begging me three different places in the house, begging me to not flush anything except toilet paper down because of the septic tank down the toilet, even flushable wipes. And every time I have put flushable wipes... Cigarette butts. Weed butts.
I've never ever, and I've been to a lot of people's houses that have septic tanks and many Airbnbs that have septic tanks where there are signs begging me three different places in the house, begging me to not flush anything except toilet paper down because of the septic tank down the toilet, even flushable wipes. And every time I have put flushable wipes... Cigarette butts. Weed butts.
Anything I could possibly think of. Noxzema wipes that I use on my face to make sure I don't get pimples. Everything goes down. True man's man. I have never respected anybody else's septic system. But I'm putting out there in the world, please. Don't make me pay the price for that.
Anything I could possibly think of. Noxzema wipes that I use on my face to make sure I don't get pimples. Everything goes down. True man's man. I have never respected anybody else's septic system. But I'm putting out there in the world, please. Don't make me pay the price for that.
Anything I could possibly think of. Noxzema wipes that I use on my face to make sure I don't get pimples. Everything goes down. True man's man. I have never respected anybody else's septic system. But I'm putting out there in the world, please. Don't make me pay the price for that.
I will present. There's three toilets. I will have all of them fitted with a lovely bidet that apparently is good. Because now I have to be, because I'm a wipes guy. So this is going to be a new world for me. And everybody says it's great. To me, it sounds like I'm shitting on a stick like it's a test. No, they're great. Yeah?
I will present. There's three toilets. I will have all of them fitted with a lovely bidet that apparently is good. Because now I have to be, because I'm a wipes guy. So this is going to be a new world for me. And everybody says it's great. To me, it sounds like I'm shitting on a stick like it's a test. No, they're great. Yeah?
I will present. There's three toilets. I will have all of them fitted with a lovely bidet that apparently is good. Because now I have to be, because I'm a wipes guy. So this is going to be a new world for me. And everybody says it's great. To me, it sounds like I'm shitting on a stick like it's a test. No, they're great. Yeah?
You're a big guy too, so you can tell. Yeah. Does it work for you? Really?
You're a big guy too, so you can tell. Yeah. Does it work for you? Really?
You're a big guy too, so you can tell. Yeah. Does it work for you? Really?
First things first, you know you're done. You squirt that water. It's hard enough for you to get clean. Oh, yeah. And now my question is, after the squirts happen... You got to do a little... How many fucking fist grips do you take up there?
First things first, you know you're done. You squirt that water. It's hard enough for you to get clean. Oh, yeah. And now my question is, after the squirts happen... You got to do a little... How many fucking fist grips do you take up there?
First things first, you know you're done. You squirt that water. It's hard enough for you to get clean. Oh, yeah. And now my question is, after the squirts happen... You got to do a little... How many fucking fist grips do you take up there?