The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson
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Yes, sir, and we could not be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guest back with us again today for Volume 5. Is that what it is? Volume 5 of The Chronicles of Jason, now sponsored by Lipton Hard Iced Tea and Lipton French Onion Soup. Give it up for Brisk. Mr. Big Jay Oakerson, everybody. Thank you, guys. Thank you for coming back. I've been sitting in the fridge for a while.
It's funny when I make any moves in life that I feel like you guys would be the right people to talk to. Every night when I was at Helium over Thanksgiving weekend, I ordered in food from different places. And the last one I got was Oregon steaks, which was... Like Omaha steaks? No, no, no. Like cheese steaks. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So good. Really? I mean, I bought so many and brought them home, and I had to show people at work. I brought them. I was like, no, no, no, but this here. Because they finally chopped the meat. I can't understand that here. Showed people at work? What, are you working in an office? Seriously? I walked around SiriusXM with cheese sticks to show people.
I thought you picked up a receptionist job at a dental office or something like that. The girls at work love them.
I'm doing some light billing for Aetna. Watch out.
That's a bad job to have now.
You're doing cold calls on solar energy? Have you thought about switching at all?
Wait, I got a question about that. Go ahead. How did you transport the steaks from the night? I assume you got, did you get them delivered to the club?
Yeah.
So you just ordered a bunch.
Yeah.
Okay. And then did you take them back to the hotel or did you drive back?
No, drove right back to New York. Okay. Threw them in the fridge. But you were just in a loose bag. Hold on. You were there for the whole weekend but drove back and forth? The bread held up. No, I did that on the last night. Okay. On the Sunday night, there was only one show.
But had you already ordered or you found out how good they were earlier on in the? Okay. So you found out Friday night they were pretty good. No, no, no.
Double order on Sunday.
Whoa.
Got them to watch the game. We watched the game at Helium. Gotcha. So you had them early in the day. I had them and I go, I need to get a bunch more of these delivered. And I made young Dylan go outside so people wouldn't see. Because I always assume, even when it's obviously an order that's going to be for several people, I always have that thing. It's like, this isn't just me. A lot of people are involved in this. One Diet Coke with it.
One order of cheese fries and seven hoagies.
Because I do the thing up. And what else did I need? Oh, I also need bacon, egg, and cheese on a sesame bag. He starts saying games.
He goes, what did Jim say you wanted? Jim say you wanted a... But you're looking at the menu at the time. I think Jim said he wanted a... Yes, a broccoli rabe.
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