Taylor Tomlinson!

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Who is Taylor Tomlinson and what will listeners hear in this episode?

H. Foley 0:00
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Kevin Ryan 0:10
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Unknown 0:30
Welcome to another exciting edition of Are You Garbage? The show where you find out if your favorite comedians are classy individuals or absolute trash. Now, here are your hosts, Kevin Ryan and H. Foley.
H. Foley 0:50
Hey, everybody out there,
Bruno Satin 0:52
and
H. Foley 0:52
welcome
Unknown 0:52
back to
H. Foley 0:53
everybody's favorite podcast. This is Are You Garbage?
Bruno Satin 0:56
Hell yeah.
H. Foley 0:56
It's our little show. We sit down with your favorite comedians, and we find out that they're good to be classy. Yeah. Or they're just a big old piece of trash.
Taylor Tomlinson 1:02
Trash, trash,
H. Foley 1:03
trash. I'm your host, Dave Trolley, coming at you on a beautiful day. We're out back here at Tootie's in a new edition. He got into a six-pack of Lime Ritas. Okay. So I wouldn't wait on dinner. All right. Fair enough. All right. Whatever. My co-host is coming at you from right next to me. He's the CEO of Are You Garbage? International businessman. Runs the show. Boss of the family. My best pal, which comes in handy sometimes. Give it up for KJ, Kevin James Ryan.
Kevin Ryan 1:27
What up, gang? Shout out to you as always. Make sure you rate, view, subscribe on iTunes. Full video available on YouTube. Full video available over there on Spotify. The boys are climbing the freaking charts
H. Foley 1:34
over
Kevin Ryan 1:35
there on Spotify. And then obviously the greatest website of all time, www.patreon.com. You go over there, you get all
H. Foley 1:42
that bonus content, gang. That's right, Kippy. And gang, we could not be more excited to have our incredibly, and I mean incredibly special guest here with us today for the first time. She is an extremely funny, extremely successful stand-up comedian. Yes. One of the benchmarks that we looked up to, that we saw.
Kevin Ryan 1:57
Pillar
H. Foley 1:58
in our society. Got a brand new book out. Actually, never mind. Give it up for Taylor Thomas.
Taylor Tomlinson 2:02
Yeah. Thanks for having me, guys. That was very impressive. I didn't know how
H. Foley 2:07
to approach that because when we got up here in 2013, you were like cooking. You were like... In 2013?
Taylor Tomlinson 2:13
Yeah. No, not in 2013. In our eyes, yes. I mean,
Kevin Ryan 2:15
more than we were,
Taylor Tomlinson 2:16
for sure. I graduated high school in 2011, so that can't be true. Somewhere around there. Yeah. Maybe like 20... Fuck, I should
H. Foley 2:22
have checked
Taylor Tomlinson 2:22
my dates. Yeah, no, it's all right. I'm like, I'm trying to think. I was like, where was I in 2013? And I think I was... When we were
H. Foley 2:27
slogging out in the village when we were up here, we just remember seeing... You were like a company. You were moving. That is not true, man.
Taylor Tomlinson 2:35
I really don't. I want to yes and you so bad, but I'm telling you right now. She was 11. I get what you're saying. I was not there yet. I don't think I had even been to New York at that age. I think I'm so sorry. We can cut all of this if you want. No, this is so perfect. In 2013, I was 19, I think, and I was full time at 21. And so I think I probably was coming to New York around when I was 21. All right,
H. Foley 3:04
whatever.
Taylor Tomlinson 3:04
It's all right. No, no, no, it's so nice. You're the opposite of a creep. You weren't paying attention to me when I was a teen.
H. Foley 3:10
Yes,
Taylor Tomlinson 3:11
there you go. This actually turned out great for you. It would be weird if you knew where I was.
H. Foley 3:16
If this would have came out smoothly, it would
Taylor Tomlinson 3:17
have been good. No, no,
H. Foley 3:18
this
Bruno Satin 3:18
was good. Which I
Taylor Tomlinson 3:18
used to do it
H. Foley 3:19
very smoothly.
Taylor Tomlinson 3:19
He knows what I mean. That was a test and you passed. Thank you.
H. Foley 3:23
Always very impressed with your career. No,
Taylor Tomlinson 3:26
that's how you did
H. Foley 3:26
it. How funny you are.

How does Taylor describe her early childhood and family background?

H. Foley 3:27
Yes. Amazing.
Taylor Tomlinson 3:28
Thank you. That's nice. Yeah. You just met a few years later. Oh no, no. I was like, I was on drugs. And I clearly was like the worst type of kid in school where I'm just like, well, actually it was this time.
Bruno Satin 3:39
And
Taylor Tomlinson 3:39
I like that though. So that was annoying.

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