Big Jay Oakerson

It's nice and toasty, though. And then they said, here's your table. And as I'm walking by, I was like, I'm a little nervous. Then I saw guys in there in sweatpants, which I would never have done. I wouldn't go to dinner in sweatpants ever. Gentlemen. Uh, a guy in shorts and like a t-shirt and, uh, which I was wearing shorts also. Yes. So, um, nice Jordans though.

And then, uh, we sit down at the table and we go, I even noticed it go. Oh, look. Christine, that's Chris Cuomo over there. We're eating at a place where Chris Cuomo's eating. Okay. We have dinner. It's pretty good. We get dessert to go. Why? Huh? Why? It's full of shit. It's my birthday time. Can you wrap up some of those rolls?

And then, uh, we sit down at the table and we go, I even noticed it go. Oh, look. Christine, that's Chris Cuomo over there. We're eating at a place where Chris Cuomo's eating. Okay. We have dinner. It's pretty good. We get dessert to go. Why? Huh? Why? It's full of shit. It's my birthday time. Can you wrap up some of those rolls?

And then, uh, we sit down at the table and we go, I even noticed it go. Oh, look. Christine, that's Chris Cuomo over there. We're eating at a place where Chris Cuomo's eating. Okay. We have dinner. It's pretty good. We get dessert to go. Why? Huh? Why? It's full of shit. It's my birthday time. Can you wrap up some of those rolls?

I'll do the soft pretzel medium well, please. Me and Christine were taking those epic at the time, so we were full quick. But we wanted dessert, so we brought back to the place. But when we were leaving, when we ordered the dessert to go, I was like, oh, here, too. I gave him my card, and I was like, you just bring the check whenever you're ready. And he was like, okay.

I'll do the soft pretzel medium well, please. Me and Christine were taking those epic at the time, so we were full quick. But we wanted dessert, so we brought back to the place. But when we were leaving, when we ordered the dessert to go, I was like, oh, here, too. I gave him my card, and I was like, you just bring the check whenever you're ready. And he was like, okay.

I'll do the soft pretzel medium well, please. Me and Christine were taking those epic at the time, so we were full quick. But we wanted dessert, so we brought back to the place. But when we were leaving, when we ordered the dessert to go, I was like, oh, here, too. I gave him my card, and I was like, you just bring the check whenever you're ready. And he was like, okay.

And he comes out, and he drops the check with my credit card and a little business card that says... This is pre-prepared is how they're going to say this. They go, we hope you enjoyed dining with us. We would just appreciate next time if you would observe our... What? Our rules of... Attire. Attire, yeah, clothes. I was like... I know it wasn't the waiter's fault.

And he comes out, and he drops the check with my credit card and a little business card that says... This is pre-prepared is how they're going to say this. They go, we hope you enjoyed dining with us. We would just appreciate next time if you would observe our... What? Our rules of... Attire. Attire, yeah, clothes. I was like... I know it wasn't the waiter's fault.

And he comes out, and he drops the check with my credit card and a little business card that says... This is pre-prepared is how they're going to say this. They go, we hope you enjoyed dining with us. We would just appreciate next time if you would observe our... What? Our rules of... Attire. Attire, yeah, clothes. I was like... I know it wasn't the waiter's fault.

So I tipped him, fine. But I said to the guy, I was like, who? What is this? Who tells you to do this? And he was like, oh, the manager. Common sense and decorum, Sam. Dude, this goes so hilarious.

So I tipped him, fine. But I said to the guy, I was like, who? What is this? Who tells you to do this? And he was like, oh, the manager. Common sense and decorum, Sam. Dude, this goes so hilarious.

So I tipped him, fine. But I said to the guy, I was like, who? What is this? Who tells you to do this? And he was like, oh, the manager. Common sense and decorum, Sam. Dude, this goes so hilarious.

This goes so funny. I wish this story ended in me being awesome. I mean, they're still jerk off. They suck, for sure. Because then the waitress comes out, she goes... Oh, no, it wasn't meant to. If you were offended by it, I didn't mean for you to be offended. I would have flipped the table. I mean, like, yeah, I'm like, here's the thing.

This goes so funny. I wish this story ended in me being awesome. I mean, they're still jerk off. They suck, for sure. Because then the waitress comes out, she goes... Oh, no, it wasn't meant to. If you were offended by it, I didn't mean for you to be offended. I would have flipped the table. I mean, like, yeah, I'm like, here's the thing.

This goes so funny. I wish this story ended in me being awesome. I mean, they're still jerk off. They suck, for sure. Because then the waitress comes out, she goes... Oh, no, it wasn't meant to. If you were offended by it, I didn't mean for you to be offended. I would have flipped the table. I mean, like, yeah, I'm like, here's the thing.

If you told me when I came in that there's a dress code and we can't let you in, I would have left and understood. You can't serve me, take my money, and then when you're asking me to tip a guy, have him lay down a card. You put him in a situation. I'm like, lay down a card that says, like, by the way, you look like shit. Fix that next time. And they were like, well, I'm sorry.

If you told me when I came in that there's a dress code and we can't let you in, I would have left and understood. You can't serve me, take my money, and then when you're asking me to tip a guy, have him lay down a card. You put him in a situation. I'm like, lay down a card that says, like, by the way, you look like shit. Fix that next time. And they were like, well, I'm sorry.

If you told me when I came in that there's a dress code and we can't let you in, I would have left and understood. You can't serve me, take my money, and then when you're asking me to tip a guy, have him lay down a card. You put him in a situation. I'm like, lay down a card that says, like, by the way, you look like shit. Fix that next time. And they were like, well, I'm sorry.

He's doing a lot of, I'm sorry you feel that way. Is this the manager? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry you feel that way. And it was a woman. The bitch? This is the two things Christine had to sit there and keep a straight face for. I went, I wish you were a dude so I could slap you in your dumb fucking face.