Big Jay Oakerson

I go, do you guys have blue cheese olives? If they go, no, sorry. I go, it's fine. I have a Diet Coke. It'll drive me back to a Diet Coke.

Wait, that'll stop you. I'll start speckling my olives.

Wait, that'll stop you. I'll start speckling my olives.

Wait, that'll stop you. I'll start speckling my olives.

A martini? Yeah, but you go back to Diet Coke. Diet Coke? Yeah, then I have to think about what I'm doing next. Oh, shit, I only had one move here. Well, martini's kind of the drink I'll get at a steakhouse.

A martini? Yeah, but you go back to Diet Coke. Diet Coke? Yeah, then I have to think about what I'm doing next. Oh, shit, I only had one move here. Well, martini's kind of the drink I'll get at a steakhouse.

A martini? Yeah, but you go back to Diet Coke. Diet Coke? Yeah, then I have to think about what I'm doing next. Oh, shit, I only had one move here. Well, martini's kind of the drink I'll get at a steakhouse.

I go, whatever you give it to me. Yeah, a nice restaurant, I'll do a martini. It's a lot of booze in one shot. That's my first move, too. It's a lot of booze, and it's kind of easy to get down if you get it extra dirty. I love them. I love them. Get you warm quick. Yes, I love them. And so I'll bang out two of those at a steakhouse dinner and feel nice. Okay.

I go, whatever you give it to me. Yeah, a nice restaurant, I'll do a martini. It's a lot of booze in one shot. That's my first move, too. It's a lot of booze, and it's kind of easy to get down if you get it extra dirty. I love them. I love them. Get you warm quick. Yes, I love them. And so I'll bang out two of those at a steakhouse dinner and feel nice. Okay.

I go, whatever you give it to me. Yeah, a nice restaurant, I'll do a martini. It's a lot of booze in one shot. That's my first move, too. It's a lot of booze, and it's kind of easy to get down if you get it extra dirty. I love them. I love them. Get you warm quick. Yes, I love them. And so I'll bang out two of those at a steakhouse dinner and feel nice. Okay.

But if there's no blue cheese olives, I'm back down to Diet Coke, and I'm thinking about, like, maybe I don't drink tonight.

But if there's no blue cheese olives, I'm back down to Diet Coke, and I'm thinking about, like, maybe I don't drink tonight.

But if there's no blue cheese olives, I'm back down to Diet Coke, and I'm thinking about, like, maybe I don't drink tonight.

Because I was only going to have two anyway, and it's like, it's not going to be blue cheese olives, though. And then it's all those little weird ice chips. And I'll tell you what, a classy place, though, will give you a little ramekin. of olive juice next to it. Whoa. You make it how dirty you want.

Because I was only going to have two anyway, and it's like, it's not going to be blue cheese olives, though. And then it's all those little weird ice chips. And I'll tell you what, a classy place, though, will give you a little ramekin. of olive juice next to it. Whoa. You make it how dirty you want.

Because I was only going to have two anyway, and it's like, it's not going to be blue cheese olives, though. And then it's all those little weird ice chips. And I'll tell you what, a classy place, though, will give you a little ramekin. of olive juice next to it. Whoa. You make it how dirty you want.

That feels as good as when they give you the rest of the milkshake in the tent. I meant from it.

That feels as good as when they give you the rest of the milkshake in the tent. I meant from it.

That feels as good as when they give you the rest of the milkshake in the tent. I meant from it.

I don't mind that either.