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Big Jay Oakerson

πŸ‘€ Speaker
7886 total appearances

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Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

I keep trying to do it. I respect it. You're asking how much it's going to cost. I don't know because it's not that many, but I want one. A few of the companies have a little 22-inch screen TV that pops out. So my dream, here's my problem with the house. Give me a number on that.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

Here's the problem I was running into when I realized I had a dream that I smashed myself when I made a simple realization not two months ago. Okay. I've always said, here's why, because everybody, why do you want a pool so bad and a hot tub? And then I got talked, I wanted a hot tub that was attached to the pool. I'm with you.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

Here's the problem I was running into when I realized I had a dream that I smashed myself when I made a simple realization not two months ago. Okay. I've always said, here's why, because everybody, why do you want a pool so bad and a hot tub? And then I got talked, I wanted a hot tub that was attached to the pool. I'm with you.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

Here's the problem I was running into when I realized I had a dream that I smashed myself when I made a simple realization not two months ago. Okay. I've always said, here's why, because everybody, why do you want a pool so bad and a hot tub? And then I got talked, I wanted a hot tub that was attached to the pool. I'm with you.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

And then they were like, well, if you get it separate, you can use it whenever you want. So I go, okay, I made a decision on that. I go, but the heated pool is nice. And they go, because what I want is my dream of success to me in the lowest level that makes me happy is coming home from work and watching a Sixers game or Eagles game from my heated pool hot tub.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

And then they were like, well, if you get it separate, you can use it whenever you want. So I go, okay, I made a decision on that. I go, but the heated pool is nice. And they go, because what I want is my dream of success to me in the lowest level that makes me happy is coming home from work and watching a Sixers game or Eagles game from my heated pool hot tub.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

And then they were like, well, if you get it separate, you can use it whenever you want. So I go, okay, I made a decision on that. I go, but the heated pool is nice. And they go, because what I want is my dream of success to me in the lowest level that makes me happy is coming home from work and watching a Sixers game or Eagles game from my heated pool hot tub.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

I want a TV visible from those plays. Right. I've said that for years, realizing just this year that those are both winter sports. You cannot do – the thing is, what happened was years ago I did this. You've got to become a baseball fan. Years ago I did this with Ari Shaffir. We watched Sunday football from our pool, heated pool. In Florida. Sure. We were in Florida.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

I want a TV visible from those plays. Right. I've said that for years, realizing just this year that those are both winter sports. You cannot do – the thing is, what happened was years ago I did this. You've got to become a baseball fan. Years ago I did this with Ari Shaffir. We watched Sunday football from our pool, heated pool. In Florida. Sure. We were in Florida.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

I want a TV visible from those plays. Right. I've said that for years, realizing just this year that those are both winter sports. You cannot do – the thing is, what happened was years ago I did this. You've got to become a baseball fan. Years ago I did this with Ari Shaffir. We watched Sunday football from our pool, heated pool. In Florida. Sure. We were in Florida.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

So it's always resonated with me like that's the dream right there. And you're like, oh, I can't do that. But you can get in the year-round hot tub. Yes, you can. Yeah, standalone hot tub. And watch those things. So that's why the TV is important out there, too, because I want to watch Sixers games from the hot tub.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

So it's always resonated with me like that's the dream right there. And you're like, oh, I can't do that. But you can get in the year-round hot tub. Yes, you can. Yeah, standalone hot tub. And watch those things. So that's why the TV is important out there, too, because I want to watch Sixers games from the hot tub.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

So it's always resonated with me like that's the dream right there. And you're like, oh, I can't do that. But you can get in the year-round hot tub. Yes, you can. Yeah, standalone hot tub. And watch those things. So that's why the TV is important out there, too, because I want to watch Sixers games from the hot tub.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

Never even thought of that. Yeah, I think there's for sure. But it is funny. I don't think that we have that in my mind that the people will get hooked up with. They go, oh, dude, our fucking landscaping is probably going to be dirt cheap. Our tile work. Don't worry about it. We're good.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

Never even thought of that. Yeah, I think there's for sure. But it is funny. I don't think that we have that in my mind that the people will get hooked up with. They go, oh, dude, our fucking landscaping is probably going to be dirt cheap. Our tile work. Don't worry about it. We're good.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

Never even thought of that. Yeah, I think there's for sure. But it is funny. I don't think that we have that in my mind that the people will get hooked up with. They go, oh, dude, our fucking landscaping is probably going to be dirt cheap. Our tile work. Don't worry about it. We're good.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

We have a bunch of super fans putting my house together. Good job, everybody. I'm going to come out and foreman. Good job, everyone. Good job. I like it.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

We have a bunch of super fans putting my house together. Good job, everybody. I'm going to come out and foreman. Good job, everyone. Good job. I like it.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

We have a bunch of super fans putting my house together. Good job, everybody. I'm going to come out and foreman. Good job, everyone. Good job. I like it.

Are You Garbage? Comedy Podcast
The Chronicles of Jason Vol. 5 w/ Big Jay Oakerson

Oh, wait. So the other thing was. So we're getting the hot tub. There is a pool.