Big Jay Oakerson

But in the rare occasion that Christine's gone and, God forbid, she takes the dog, the only thing keeping me connected to reality in a situation where monsters might show up is that, like, there's houses in our price range even that, like, forget even how nice they are in any possible way. Like, grand entrances when you walk in, you feel like a jag off.

And that would be terrifying to go up at night. Like, stairs, you have to, like, ascend with, like, a candelabra in your hand or something.

And that would be terrifying to go up at night. Like, stairs, you have to, like, ascend with, like, a candelabra in your hand or something.

And that would be terrifying to go up at night. Like, stairs, you have to, like, ascend with, like, a candelabra in your hand or something.

You have to fucking... Make sure all of my picture's eyes aren't moving. Sure. It's too spooky. I wanted a house that did feel more like someone's nice house when I was a kid and you go to their house. Like, oh, this is, like... Comfy, yeah.

You have to fucking... Make sure all of my picture's eyes aren't moving. Sure. It's too spooky. I wanted a house that did feel more like someone's nice house when I was a kid and you go to their house. Like, oh, this is, like... Comfy, yeah.

You have to fucking... Make sure all of my picture's eyes aren't moving. Sure. It's too spooky. I wanted a house that did feel more like someone's nice house when I was a kid and you go to their house. Like, oh, this is, like... Comfy, yeah.

No, I'll tell you why. No, I think you're right.

No, I'll tell you why. No, I think you're right.

No, I'll tell you why. No, I think you're right.

How's the house with the creepy crawlies? Just so I know. I've seen that one. People are like, one of the assets of the place is like, not this one, but like some of the places I was looking at. They're like, a catacombs-like stone wine cellar. And you're like, for what? Just evil to happen?

How's the house with the creepy crawlies? Just so I know. I've seen that one. People are like, one of the assets of the place is like, not this one, but like some of the places I was looking at. They're like, a catacombs-like stone wine cellar. And you're like, for what? Just evil to happen?

How's the house with the creepy crawlies? Just so I know. I've seen that one. People are like, one of the assets of the place is like, not this one, but like some of the places I was looking at. They're like, a catacombs-like stone wine cellar. And you're like, for what? Just evil to happen?

Yeah, so every night a camera goes down there and sees, like, a breath coming out of a drain. It all looks terrible. Fruit cellars and shit? I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. Everything should be livable except attic, and it should be get-to-able in about 15 seconds. Yeah. And I said, the neighbors are close, but I don't feel like they're not on top.

Yeah, so every night a camera goes down there and sees, like, a breath coming out of a drain. It all looks terrible. Fruit cellars and shit? I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. Everything should be livable except attic, and it should be get-to-able in about 15 seconds. Yeah. And I said, the neighbors are close, but I don't feel like they're not on top.

Yeah, so every night a camera goes down there and sees, like, a breath coming out of a drain. It all looks terrible. Fruit cellars and shit? I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. Everything should be livable except attic, and it should be get-to-able in about 15 seconds. Yeah. And I said, the neighbors are close, but I don't feel like they're not on top.

They're next to you, but it's not on top of you, which is a big thing, too. We thought about that, too, when I'd see places and I'd go... Because I always said, I want to be able to go outside, watch TV in a hot tub at 2 o'clock in the morning and not bother anybody. But when I'd look at places where I was like, where are you really by nobody? That's also another... No way. It's like The Shining.

They're next to you, but it's not on top of you, which is a big thing, too. We thought about that, too, when I'd see places and I'd go... Because I always said, I want to be able to go outside, watch TV in a hot tub at 2 o'clock in the morning and not bother anybody. But when I'd look at places where I was like, where are you really by nobody? That's also another... No way. It's like The Shining.

They're next to you, but it's not on top of you, which is a big thing, too. We thought about that, too, when I'd see places and I'd go... Because I always said, I want to be able to go outside, watch TV in a hot tub at 2 o'clock in the morning and not bother anybody. But when I'd look at places where I was like, where are you really by nobody? That's also another... No way. It's like The Shining.

You're like, yeah, it's like, I don't want to even be... I should be... From my front door, I should be 30 seconds from being able to pound on somebody else's door and scream for help. It shouldn't be down the way.