Big Jay Oakerson

A pool, Kevin, maybe you would understand this. Foley, you'll get it. A pool is a fat man's roller coaster. They can't tell you you can't go in because you're too big for it. You can't anything. And then it's the only time in life you're light as air as everybody else. As everybody, when I do those flips, dude. Feels like you're flying.

I like going over to thin people and be like, can you do four flips in a row? I don't think so. I don't know if I can hold my breath that long and go. I never counted, yeah. Jesus, dude, you suck. Uh-huh. You suck. You probably can't even do these flips. And I'm fat and I can do them. I can tell you that I'm fat and better than you at it.

I like going over to thin people and be like, can you do four flips in a row? I don't think so. I don't know if I can hold my breath that long and go. I never counted, yeah. Jesus, dude, you suck. Uh-huh. You suck. You probably can't even do these flips. And I'm fat and I can do them. I can tell you that I'm fat and better than you at it.

I like going over to thin people and be like, can you do four flips in a row? I don't think so. I don't know if I can hold my breath that long and go. I never counted, yeah. Jesus, dude, you suck. Uh-huh. You suck. You probably can't even do these flips. And I'm fat and I can do them. I can tell you that I'm fat and better than you at it.

You feel like Superman. And no one's going to come and tell you, he goes, I'm sorry, but this is embarrassing for you. You have to get out because you're too big for this. Taking up all the water, yeah. That's why you'll never see me in a fucking iFly. I want to fly so bad.

You feel like Superman. And no one's going to come and tell you, he goes, I'm sorry, but this is embarrassing for you. You have to get out because you're too big for this. Taking up all the water, yeah. That's why you'll never see me in a fucking iFly. I want to fly so bad.

You feel like Superman. And no one's going to come and tell you, he goes, I'm sorry, but this is embarrassing for you. You have to get out because you're too big for this. Taking up all the water, yeah. That's why you'll never see me in a fucking iFly. I want to fly so bad.

Yep. The indoor skydiving. All I'm picturing is a bunch of kids being told they can't go on while I'm creating a dead spot in the fan. I just go and lay on the fan and then the kids come out and they sink down and go back up.

Yep. The indoor skydiving. All I'm picturing is a bunch of kids being told they can't go on while I'm creating a dead spot in the fan. I just go and lay on the fan and then the kids come out and they sink down and go back up.

Yep. The indoor skydiving. All I'm picturing is a bunch of kids being told they can't go on while I'm creating a dead spot in the fan. I just go and lay on the fan and then the kids come out and they sink down and go back up.

Stop lying about your weight. It's very important to tell us what you weigh. Nuh-uh.

Stop lying about your weight. It's very important to tell us what you weigh. Nuh-uh.

Stop lying about your weight. It's very important to tell us what you weigh. Nuh-uh.

We've got to go get another one. You've got to crane me out.

We've got to go get another one. You've got to crane me out.

We've got to go get another one. You've got to crane me out.

Yeah, it's great. Come in full circle. I'm excited, man. Yeah, I'm really excited to do it. And it took me a while to get Christine. Christine's a little younger than me, so it is an age thing, no doubt, for sure. When I hit 40 was definitely the first time where I was like, I didn't even consider before that.

Yeah, it's great. Come in full circle. I'm excited, man. Yeah, I'm really excited to do it. And it took me a while to get Christine. Christine's a little younger than me, so it is an age thing, no doubt, for sure. When I hit 40 was definitely the first time where I was like, I didn't even consider before that.

Yeah, it's great. Come in full circle. I'm excited, man. Yeah, I'm really excited to do it. And it took me a while to get Christine. Christine's a little younger than me, so it is an age thing, no doubt, for sure. When I hit 40 was definitely the first time where I was like, I didn't even consider before that.

In my mind, I was like, oh, wait, you can have a house and still be New York, like still be here for work every day. You can't go too far out. See if you can find what you like. And it took her. She still had the, like, Well, how are we going to get a sandwich downstairs? Yeah. And I'm like, no, no, you're going to love it because we'll have two cars.