Big Jay Oakerson
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Oh, my God.
It's terrifying, dude.
The ocean's scary in general.
I've been surfing before and I'm just not good at it.
You feel the power of the fucking ocean.
Apparently, if you fall off a cruise ship, they can't stop the ship.
They can't.
No, they have to call the Coast Guard or whatever to come and find you, but you're dead.
They give you coordinates that mean nothing.
Yeah, they throw some fucking donuts out to you.
Oh, Christ.
That's it.
I don't know about that.
I got a Ram.
The reason I got the Acura was because-
Yeah, my buddy really, Nick Rochefort, shout out to Nick Rochefort, great comic.
And he was like, dude, trust me, he was like, get an Acura.
He was like, it'll last 250,000 miles.
I'll give it to my kid when he graduates high school.
Yeah, that was the other option too.