Big Jay Oakerson
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I tried, though.
Oh, did you?
No.
No, I did.
That actually happened to me recently.
I was moving my lawn furniture because my fucking Mexican fucking lawn care people never move the furniture back to where it's supposed to be, and I'm moving it back, and I felt my foot go into the ground, and I heard beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, and these baby bunnies jumped out of a bunny's nest, which apparently they're underground.
I had no idea.
And yeah, they fucking... So Lewis reported those guys to ICE.
Yeah, the one jumped in my pool and went belly up, and I thought it was dead.
I scooped it out with the scooper, threw it in the garbage.
My girlfriend was like, are you sure it's dead?
I was like, I'm positive it's dead.
Did you try feeding it carrots?
She really did bring carrots out to these little broken bunnies.
I was like, they don't want your carrots.
Did they live?
Stop trying to WhatsApp these rabbits.
I thought they were going to die for sure.
It was on Memorial Day, and I called a rescue, an animal rescue place, and they were like, we're closed today.
Call the cops.