Big Jay Oakerson

They'll come and get him euthanized.

And we were like, no, I'd rather them die a slow death in my backyard.

And eventually they just started hopping around.

The one guy, we called him Limpy, and he was just fucking...

Yeah, but getting choked while you have sex rules.

All right, bring it back up.

I guess we'll talk about it.

He's hanging on it.

All right, but I don't choke.

Oh, this is somebody who hated him.

And it's also like a romantic way to kill yourself.

It's like, who's got rope?

If you had to kill yourself, Joe, how would you kill yourself?

What if you shoot your front lobe off?

Don't do that.

That'd be my biggest fear is like shooting, like just angling it wrong and then just... I saw a video of a guy who did that with a shotgun.

Life is now worse.

Well, Dave, before, I mean, back when I started, this is 21 years ago, like, people would just have their act.

Do you remember Seinfeld's documentary where he was like, he's like, I'm going to get rid of my act after 20 years and have a new hour.

It's like, that's what everyone does now.