Big Jay Oakerson

My mom called me the other day and goes, uh... This is such a funny thing. She goes, I remember when I was younger, when I worked. She goes, me and my friend Janine went out to a club. And at like 4.15 in the morning, we got the idea. We left the after hours. And we got the idea drunkenly. Like, let's drive to the corporate offices of our job in Boston.

My mom called me the other day and goes, uh... This is such a funny thing. She goes, I remember when I was younger, when I worked. She goes, me and my friend Janine went out to a club. And at like 4.15 in the morning, we got the idea. We left the after hours. And we got the idea drunkenly. Like, let's drive to the corporate offices of our job in Boston.

And she goes, so we started driving right then to Boston. She goes, we only got as far as New York, though. And then we just kind of, like, bad idea.

And she goes, so we started driving right then to Boston. She goes, we only got as far as New York, though. And then we just kind of, like, bad idea.

And she goes, so we started driving right then to Boston. She goes, we only got as far as New York, though. And then we just kind of, like, bad idea.

And we just slept in a parking lot and went home. And I was like, corporate offices for what company? And she goes, big and tall. Casual male, big and tall. I was like, wait, this is when I was alive? She's like, yeah, you were nine. You were home. I was like, where was I? She goes, with your mom. I'm like, that makes sense.

And we just slept in a parking lot and went home. And I was like, corporate offices for what company? And she goes, big and tall. Casual male, big and tall. I was like, wait, this is when I was alive? She's like, yeah, you were nine. You were home. I was like, where was I? She goes, with your mom. I'm like, that makes sense.

And we just slept in a parking lot and went home. And I was like, corporate offices for what company? And she goes, big and tall. Casual male, big and tall. I was like, wait, this is when I was alive? She's like, yeah, you were nine. You were home. I was like, where was I? She goes, with your mom. I'm like, that makes sense.

I was at my mom's. Oh, man, that's a tough one. But my mom was like, damn, is that what you were doing in your downtime? What were they going to do? Get trashed till 4.15. I don't know. Like, storm the fucking place.

I was at my mom's. Oh, man, that's a tough one. But my mom was like, damn, is that what you were doing in your downtime? What were they going to do? Get trashed till 4.15. I don't know. Like, storm the fucking place.

I was at my mom's. Oh, man, that's a tough one. But my mom was like, damn, is that what you were doing in your downtime? What were they going to do? Get trashed till 4.15. I don't know. Like, storm the fucking place.

Like, Fight Club?

Like, Fight Club?

Like, Fight Club?

My mom was a manager of a retail place, so it was just hot young girls who were our friends. It was great. It is funny now watching them all age, though. I saw Janine not long ago. She came to my show in Philly. My mom brought her, and I was like, holy shit, you feel terrible? Because I'm, she's like, she goes, oh my God, look at you, you look great.

My mom was a manager of a retail place, so it was just hot young girls who were our friends. It was great. It is funny now watching them all age, though. I saw Janine not long ago. She came to my show in Philly. My mom brought her, and I was like, holy shit, you feel terrible? Because I'm, she's like, she goes, oh my God, look at you, you look great.

My mom was a manager of a retail place, so it was just hot young girls who were our friends. It was great. It is funny now watching them all age, though. I saw Janine not long ago. She came to my show in Philly. My mom brought her, and I was like, holy shit, you feel terrible? Because I'm, she's like, she goes, oh my God, look at you, you look great.

And you're like, bam, you look so much not as great as when I remember you. You were so young and hot when I remember you. What happened? That's funny. My mom's friends watch me get like obese through the years. Yeah. When I was younger, I was like. damn, she's got the best tits. Smoking.

And you're like, bam, you look so much not as great as when I remember you. You were so young and hot when I remember you. What happened? That's funny. My mom's friends watch me get like obese through the years. Yeah. When I was younger, I was like. damn, she's got the best tits. Smoking.

And you're like, bam, you look so much not as great as when I remember you. You were so young and hot when I remember you. What happened? That's funny. My mom's friends watch me get like obese through the years. Yeah. When I was younger, I was like. damn, she's got the best tits. Smoking.