Big Shitty

That's fucking wild.

I'm having a look at all the medicines and shit.

And one side of me had all the pregnancy tests and that, and the names for them are like...

freedom and you know nice names that are not embarrassing the other side of me i noticed there was some uh you know worm and tablets so that worm and tablets can banter them you know nice sounding names there was uh fucking what was the other ones there oh the travel calm and you know

...travellees and shit like that... ...you know, nice sounding names... ...but then when you get to your fucking... ...stuff for your arsehole... ...the names... ...fucking are so embarrassing and that... ...everyone knows what you get... ...like, there was fucking... ...anusole... ...rectanol... ...and then there was another one there... ...which wasn't too bad... ...soothe it... ...but there was a big picture of a fucking arse... ...on the box...

And I'm just like, why the fuck?

Anything to do with your asshole is embarrassing.

Embarrassing names.

I think there was even one to stop your farting.

Gasso stop or some shit it was called.

You know, why the fuck do they have to be embarrassing names for your asshole?

But everything else gets a nice name.

What do you reckon, cunts?

Fuck off.

That's great.

Yeah.

It's fucking shit enough going to fucking deal with your fucked asshole as it is.

Well, every guy's got to know about it while you're marching up the front with your box for your fucking recto stop or whatever it is.

I don't buy nothing for my freckle.

Yeah, that's why it's like it is, Joe.