Big Shitty

You shouldn't have to think that much whilst on the vinegar.

That's when blokes are the dumbest.

It's just science.

I've read about it a couple of times.

We're pretty much useless on the vinegar stroke.

Absolutely retarded for about four seconds there.

Not major.

Oh, fuck off, Joe.

You know the most sensitive part of a man while he's having a pull?

What?

His ears listening with some cunt to bust him.

That's what I've heard them say.

Yeah, well, that's what they say apparently.

Yeah.

Good yarn, mate.

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