Big Shitty
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Chicken chilli strip cost you $12.50.
For old time's sake, the only thing I'll be getting is cheese and bacon and battered salve.
Oi, do you know what I figured out the other day?
You get no sympathy from chewing your own gum.
Because it's all your fault.
Like I proper nailed myself the other day.
I was eating something real hot.
And you know how you should just wait, but we don't.
And you just put it in your mouth.
But then you've got to like deal with the fucking heat while your thing's going around.
I was doing that and fucking proper just crimped the inside of my cheek.
And I said to Bec, oh, I just bit my cheek.
And she's like, oh, well, that sucks.
That's not very nice.
And then I just had to fucking walk around with a sore cheek till it come good.
So, yeah, hopefully she doesn't come to me with a sore cheek.
I'll give you support when you bite your neck.
Fuck, that's shit, man.