Big Shitty
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That's the one that dropped me, so.
So he's blown his load.
He's blown his wad early by putting it into, obviously, the heated goop.
He must have fucking got it really ready, though.
Must have had a hair trigger on him.
You would want it thumping, though, if you were going to mould it.
You'd near have a Viagra, mate, so it was that hard a dog couldn't chew through it.
Then you'd fucking feed her in there and it'd peak.
Would you ever mould your sword?
Because some cunt would find it and tease me about it.
I mean, someone like Knuckles.
Would find the cunt, take a picture of it, fucking, er, who's my older cock?
Like, actually, now that I've said it out there, that cunt's probably going to go and buy the littlest dick you can buy.
And just say he found it.
And write Muldercock on it or something.