Bill Burr

You try to be a good person.

That's what you do.

You try to do the best you can.

And then just, you know, watch out for, you know, people that fall into the dark triad personality makeup.

Maybe not vote for one of them.

It still wouldn't matter.

It still wouldn't matter.

I told you guys my water supply fucking theory.

That every business past a certain level, there's no good people left.

Because you get to a certain level in all business where you're asked to pour something in the water supply that isn't good for the people.

This is a metaphor, right?

And all the decent people go, no, I'm not doing that.

I couldn't do that.

I couldn't live with myself if I did that.

And then there's the other people, fuck it, I'll do it.

And then that's what happens.

And I think that that's what you're left with.

You know, in government, when you see all these people, you know, jumping around saying freedom fries and nobody's like looking at themselves going, is it me or is this not the stupidest piece of propaganda I've ever seen in my life?

They're not French fries anymore.

They're freedom fries.