Bill Burr
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And he goes, uh, you know, I went outside to have a cigarette. She just looks at him. She goes, you smoke too. After she had just eviscerated everything that he was doing and just, uh, it was, it was a fucking work of art. Um, I've told so many comedians the detailed story of that. So that's what you get on this podcast, all right? You ain't in the locker room, so I ain't naming names.
And he goes, uh, you know, I went outside to have a cigarette. She just looks at him. She goes, you smoke too. After she had just eviscerated everything that he was doing and just, uh, it was, it was a fucking work of art. Um, I've told so many comedians the detailed story of that. So that's what you get on this podcast, all right? You ain't in the locker room, so I ain't naming names.
And he goes, uh, you know, I went outside to have a cigarette. She just looks at him. She goes, you smoke too. After she had just eviscerated everything that he was doing and just, uh, it was, it was a fucking work of art. Um, I've told so many comedians the detailed story of that. So that's what you get on this podcast, all right? You ain't in the locker room, so I ain't naming names.
But it was amazing. So it was cool to go back on there. And I don't know. There you go. There you go. I'm playing the game, man. I'm promoting Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross, which, by the way, this is our first sort of full week here. We did two shows yesterday. We have matinees on Wednesdays and we have matinees on Saturdays. And I got to tell you, man, it's it's I was thinking, oh, two shows.
But it was amazing. So it was cool to go back on there. And I don't know. There you go. There you go. I'm playing the game, man. I'm promoting Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross, which, by the way, this is our first sort of full week here. We did two shows yesterday. We have matinees on Wednesdays and we have matinees on Saturdays. And I got to tell you, man, it's it's I was thinking, oh, two shows.
But it was amazing. So it was cool to go back on there. And I don't know. There you go. There you go. I'm playing the game, man. I'm promoting Glenn Gary, Glenn Ross, which, by the way, this is our first sort of full week here. We did two shows yesterday. We have matinees on Wednesdays and we have matinees on Saturdays. And I got to tell you, man, it's it's I was thinking, oh, two shows.
That's going to be a lot of work. It's just sort of like.
That's going to be a lot of work. It's just sort of like.
That's going to be a lot of work. It's just sort of like.
fun times too so then you do like the matinee and i get like i was like amped up to do the matinee you know because everybody oh it's a matinee crowd and you know there's going to be a lot of blue hairs out there fuck that fuck that maybe they wanted to go at night and they couldn't because of their flight or maybe they fucking i don't know maybe they couldn't get tickets let's kick the shit out of them but two in the afternoon on a wednesday and um
fun times too so then you do like the matinee and i get like i was like amped up to do the matinee you know because everybody oh it's a matinee crowd and you know there's going to be a lot of blue hairs out there fuck that fuck that maybe they wanted to go at night and they couldn't because of their flight or maybe they fucking i don't know maybe they couldn't get tickets let's kick the shit out of them but two in the afternoon on a wednesday and um
fun times too so then you do like the matinee and i get like i was like amped up to do the matinee you know because everybody oh it's a matinee crowd and you know there's going to be a lot of blue hairs out there fuck that fuck that maybe they wanted to go at night and they couldn't because of their flight or maybe they fucking i don't know maybe they couldn't get tickets let's kick the shit out of them but two in the afternoon on a wednesday and um
Guys were going up, trying out different ways of doing lines, which really keeps it exciting every night. And last night on the second show, Kieran did this line to me, and he legit made me laugh. And I was trying so hard to hold it together, and I looked at Bob, and he had this smirk on his face, and I almost...
Guys were going up, trying out different ways of doing lines, which really keeps it exciting every night. And last night on the second show, Kieran did this line to me, and he legit made me laugh. And I was trying so hard to hold it together, and I looked at Bob, and he had this smirk on his face, and I almost...
Guys were going up, trying out different ways of doing lines, which really keeps it exciting every night. And last night on the second show, Kieran did this line to me, and he legit made me laugh. And I was trying so hard to hold it together, and I looked at Bob, and he had this smirk on his face, and I almost...
I almost broke, which would have been, I don't know what I would have done because my character is supposed to be pretty heated there. But like the shit that we're saying to each other is just so fucking horribly disrespectful that it's like, you know, it's also like funny. It's what I've been trying to explain to people.
I almost broke, which would have been, I don't know what I would have done because my character is supposed to be pretty heated there. But like the shit that we're saying to each other is just so fucking horribly disrespectful that it's like, you know, it's also like funny. It's what I've been trying to explain to people.
I almost broke, which would have been, I don't know what I would have done because my character is supposed to be pretty heated there. But like the shit that we're saying to each other is just so fucking horribly disrespectful that it's like, you know, it's also like funny. It's what I've been trying to explain to people.
It's like, you know, a lot of the shit that we say, like if somebody actually said it to you, you would be offended. But to watch somebody say it to somebody else is like really, uh, It's really funny. So anyway, we're cruising right along and the crowds have been have been great. I did want to do stand up last night, but I went to go jump on the subway. Kind of fucking annoyed me.
It's like, you know, a lot of the shit that we say, like if somebody actually said it to you, you would be offended. But to watch somebody say it to somebody else is like really, uh, It's really funny. So anyway, we're cruising right along and the crowds have been have been great. I did want to do stand up last night, but I went to go jump on the subway. Kind of fucking annoyed me.