Kimmel, Old Footage, Revolvers | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 9-17-26
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What does Bill Burr say about his recent Jimmy Kimmel appearance?
Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Thursday afternoon, just before Friday, Monday morning podcast, and
I'm
just
checking it on you. Who What's going on, man? How's it going? Um
Thank you to anyone who watched me last night on the Jimmy Kimmel show. Thank you to Jimmy Kimmel for having me on. Um Two crazy things about that. Evidently I didn't curse. I thought I did one time. The clip they showed the the the social reckoning movie coming out. I dropped an F bomb and I guess maybe on the east coast. I don't think that they caught it. They showed it on the movie clip. Uh you know, the scene blah blah blah blah blah and the other guy goes yada da da da da and then you know, it goes back and forth and I say something something something is fucking imminent. And I was surprised even the studio audience. I was like, Well, you know, I guess you know there's no kids here, they played that.
But then again, I always so Swear a lot, so I didn't notice. And then today I saw that Bill Burr did not curse on Jimmy Kimmel, but his movie did. Yeah, baby, one way or the other. Old Freckles is getting the F bomb in there. Um also weird thing is Uh I was telling you guys how I just discovered this amazing singer, guitar player, musician Judith Hill. Who um Plays guitar like Jimi Hendrix and sings like she's from an uh just it's unbel her voice is so unbelievable. And I just discovered I was like, Who the hell is this? And I was looking her up and I found out When she was just a kid, like Michael Jackson saw her and was gonna be like taking her on to by kid, I mean like, you know, twenty, twenty one. I'm old, so that's a kid to me.
Um That's kinda weird, Michael Jackson. Sorry as a kid, wanted to take her on tour. Not like that. Not like the accusations in a musician way. Hey Bill, what are you saying there? Um She was gonna do that last this is it. This is it. Make no mistake where you were I fucking hate that song. Somebody I know likes that song. I forget who it is, but I like blocked it out. I'm like, You like that song? This is it. Anyway, I saw her. Where's a bit be dis that Kenny Loggins and Michael McDonald? I don't like any songs that like fucking tell me I need to like start living my life. You know, I got enough stress. I don't need you to remind me that I'm not doing enough. Remember that M M song? From like eight mile, that gave me so much fucking anxiety.
You gotta lose yourself in the moment that that appetite I was
like, all right. I know, I know I'm I'm I'm gonna lose myself. Just give me a minute.
Jesus fucking Christ. D don't you think it you know Акиба до сфата баланс ок. So you know, wasting away again in Margaritaville. You know, if if if that guy's gonna sing about not doing shit and fucking up, blue up flip flop. Fucking came in an old sock, whatever, however the f I never understood the fucking lyrics of the thick. But I know it's not that. But like if you're gonna have those fucking songs.
It's my own damn
fault. Oh boo hoo, you fucking alcoholic. That's a you know what I I always felt that that fucking song was He was he was fucking giving his sad sack story to some fucking new chick, his latest victim whose dad didn't stick around. So she ch the he's literally telling you who the fuck he is and then he oh, you know, it I don't know why she left. I'm sure it was my fault. And he's just waiting for that fucking Person. To come up and be like,
No, what do you mean? What do you say? No, it's not. Hey, hey, hey, what's going on here? Neil's like
Nia got her own record player and she's splitting up the fucking records. That's my beastie boys.
Who is the talented musician Bill discovers and why does he mention Michael Jackson?
I gotta talk to her. That's definitely your Fiona Apple. Um Anyway, Alphiano Apple, let's get back to Judith Hill. Sing us. Literally just like discovered her. I was like, who the fuck is this? I was telling you guys about that and lo and behold I do Jimmy Kimmel last night and who's sitting in Judith Hill. Unfin believable. And then the other guest on the show was her. H period, E period, R period. Who uh I discovered her. Um When our daughter was was first born
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What does Bill Burr say about his recent Jimmy Kimmel appearance?
0:01–4:38
2
Who is the talented musician Bill discovers and why does he mention Michael Jackson?
4:38–8:59
3
Why is Bill so excited about the current MotoGP season and the riders’ performance?
8:59–56:57
4
What weird Instagram video did they react to and how does it tie into the Hurricane Florence discussion?
56:57–1:06:23
5
Why do they compare big‑bankers to ISIS and what grievances do they voice about the financial system?
1:06:23–1:29:38
6
What boxing and combat‑sports matches do they recount and what opinions do they share about the state of boxing vs. MMA?
1:29:38–1:47:45
7
What meal‑replacement products (Soylent, Huel, etc.) are reviewed and how are they positioned as a nutrition solution?
1:47:45–1:54:06
Speakers
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