9/11 Tribute, 'Appalling' Sports Behavior, TVs Spying | Monday Morning Podcast 9-14-26
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What does Bill Burr say about the 9/11 tribute and its significance?
Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr. It's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday, September 14th, 2026. Six, six, six. What's going on? Hawaii. How's it going, man? Oh geez, did you enjoy your football Sunday? You had college football, you had professional football, it was high school football. There was people throwing footballs in the US Open. Um there was all kinds of shit going on. Um I went to the US Open I went to the ladies final and the men's final. So I didn't get to see any football. Um But I I did see some scores. I have to go look at some highlights. How the fuck did Michigan beat Oklahoma? I thought Michigan was gonna get the shit kicked out of 'em. Men they almost lost their cupcake game the fucking week before.
That's always amazing when a big time school Loses to some tune-up thing, 'cause you already paid him like five million bucks for your roided up fucking acne back seniors to beat the shit out of him. And then they come out and they fucking beat you and you owe 'em five you paid 'em five million bucks to fucking embarrass you on ESPN. Nine, whatever nine, once nine, ya um OS the Ohio State lost to Texas. Um Which you know, if you're gonna fucking lose, you wanna do it in September. It's so weird the way college football works like that. Like Both teams have one loss, but you l you know, you lost most recent, so you stink.
How does Bill Burr critique the recent sports events, from college football to the US Open?
And it's like uh okay, I guess that's how and Oregon lost. I mean like what what is this? What is this? Upside s upside down world? Um my patriots Didn't get the shit kicked out of him, but I mean it was the first fucking you know, would have been nice. Um I was talking on anything better. I literally forgot that Seattle won the Super Bowl. That's how bad they kicked our ass. I think I blacked out during that beatdown. Cause I was going, who the fuck do they have? At quarterback. How disrespectful. Uh a guy with the fucking Super Bowl ring, Sam Darnold, you asshole. My apologies. Тоді Сіато Сіок дефенд Супербол Чемпіон Сіатол Сіокс. I gotta I gotta write that wrong on anything better this week with uh the one and only Paul Versey, fan of your defending NBA champion New York Knicks.
Um I guess we hung in there. I was doing uh that Pete Davidson, John Stewart, uh nine eleven twenty fifth Anniversary salute to the firefighters and their families and all that. What a night that was, man. Holy shit. Um А доногай, іноді дон тінк комеді шов. When you think nine eleven, but somehow they They pull it off. They have like They had firefighters that were You know, friends of people that died that day, they had the kids whose Lost their parent фуш. And they had them bring up the comedians, which you would think we would be like, Oh my God, this is gonna be Really difficult to go on after, but somehow it works. Um And I just think that's I don't know, like John Stewart and and and Pete know how to
I don't know, like face the tragedy and celebrate like continuing to go on or or or I don't know how they pull it off, but uh It was a great night. Buncha killer comics. Crowd was awesome. Um I did a few stupid Trump jokes just making fun of his diet and there was this guy in the crowd just booing the whole time. It's just funny to me because You know Everybody thinks that they're tough and they're not a baby and then they just turn around and they act like babies. The exact people who are going, fuck your feelings. Now if you make fun of this guy, they're like, boo, boo. I mean, dude, I'm literally telling jokes. I'm talking about the the A guy eating McDonald's every day in his eighties. I was making a joke of how fucking hardcore that is.
That's what I was doing. And this guy was just booing. I don't know, man. It's that guy is one of the most fascinating people on I don't I literally don't know what that guy I was at a nine eleven event. The dude was lying, claiming that he got pulled out of the rubble on nine eleven. And there's still people that are backing this guy. I mean, he literally got two mil two billion dollars.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What does Bill Burr say about the 9/11 tribute and its significance?
0:01–1:54
2
How does Bill Burr critique the recent sports events, from college football to the US Open?
1:54–5:57
3
What surprising moments from the US Open tennis finals does Bill highlight?
5:57–14:09
4
Why does Bill call certain sports behavior ‘appalling’ and what examples does he give?
14:09–27:46
5
What are the hidden privacy concerns with modern LG TVs that Bill discusses?
27:46–44:16
6
How does the ZipRecruiter ad fit into the episode and what does it promise listeners?
44:16–1:00:25
7
What life‑insurance tips does Policy Genius share and why are they relevant now?
1:00:25–1:08:35
8
What relationship advice does Bill give to the listener who’s unsure about marriage?
1:08:35–1:11:37
Speakers
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