Calgary, The Ocean, the Food Network | Monday Morning Podcast 8-31-26
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What does Bill Burr talk about at the start of the Monday Morning Podcast?
Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday. August thirty first Two thousand and twenty six, six, six. What's going on? Why ya? Uh um, old Billy lost his voice a little bit. Амина спокен, Вашингтон, райна. А стіль автомашо. I fucking blew it out. The first night I was in uh Vancouver Аніс рана дід Ванкувер Калгори на спокан ал аудоршос.
I'm outdoors, you know. I don't know, she's kinda funny. Yeah, I said I know. Everybody funny. Now you funny too. Um
Yeah, these have been all outdoor shows. Oh Billy Winburn. But I blew my voice out on the uh On the first one I was having so much goddamn fun, this great outdoors uh comedy festival. That I've been doing and uh I forget what I was doing. I think I was making fun of people. I watch a lot of videos on bears 'cause they're fucking terrifying. And just the way people who live amongst black bears, the way that they talk to 'em, the level of disrespect That's right. Hi. Hi bear, hi hi they start yelling at him. Like they're they're their kid, and I just kept fucking doing that. And everybody was laughing, and then I course appropriated it to other shit. Like being in a relationship, you know, doesn't work with your wife.
Hi. You know, whatever the hell I was doing. And it was early on I felt a little twitch and I was like, ah shit. Oh well, so It's gradually gotten worse, but I'm I I'll be all right. I'll I'll limp my way through. Um, but I wanna thank everybody that's been coming out, man. We had some fucking great shows out here. It's funny, man. Whenever you do a show outside, you're like, this is gonna suck. And uh then you get up there and it doesn't. I think you know, an outdoor show sucks when nobody knows who you are and they just came out to see a show because then you can you can lose them really quickly because They don't know who you are, they don't give a fuck. So you goin' up there, and it's your job. To get them.
Рай, спешелі іфтост. didn't get 'em or whatever, but now, you know, people come out to see it's you know, it's it's easier. You know Comics that people don't know yet, uh they're they're the ones doing the real work. But once they know ya it's it's kinda like It's your job to lo you know, it's your job to not lose 'em. But then that becomes embarrassing because you can't bomb because You stop being that guy. Hey, that second guy sucked. Ah, that redheaded kid sucked. That's over. Especially 'cause I'm bald now. Now it's like they know your name. They're like so and so, we saw him and he sucked. So it it gets a lot more uh gets a lot more personal, but um anyway. We uh we had some great shows and I gotta give a shout out to a place I was up in Calgary.
And uh, you know, I heard they're getting rid of the saddle dome, which really makes me sad. So I was staying downtown and I wanted to walk over and just look at it. I went to a game there a long time ago. I did a hockey weekend where It just worked out with the NHL schedule that Calgary Edmonton In Vancouver had games Friday, Saturday, and Sunday night. So I went up there with a buddy of mine and uh I remember it was snowing. Ін Кагори, ми тук, трейн, гот оф. And You should check the place out the saddle dome. Before they it looks like a skateboard ramp, back when they used to make shit look cool. So like the high end of it on either side where you would drop in if you're skateboarding, that's on either side you're sitting behind the goalie.
And then the lower ends is along the side, like you sit in Santa Rice or whatever. So when you go in there, it was like visually stunning. А нацтень на I can't stand because I saw their Their new one. Now granted, it's not built yet and but it's all the luxury. Look it looks like the fucking Beverly Cutter. Um I'm sure it'll be nice. I'm sure Calgary fans are excited, but also uh y you're probably you're gonna miss that old one. But like That trip the next one I went up to was Northland's Coliseum.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What does Bill Burr talk about at the start of the Monday Morning Podcast?
0:01–10:28
2
How does Bill describe his experiences performing at outdoor comedy festivals?
10:28–20:49
3
Why does Bill reminisce about the Saddle Dome and Calgary’s sports venues?
20:49–30:59
4
What are the quirks of CFL football that Bill explains to listeners?
30:59–42:12
5
How does Bill critique modern politics and media in his rant?
42:12–48:10
6
What Indian restaurant dish does Bill recommend and why does he avoid garlic aioli?
48:10–53:59
7
How does Bill connect ocean carbon cycles to climate change discussions?
53:59–57:39
8
What final thoughts and takeaways does Bill leave the audience with?
57:39–58:16
Speakers
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