Bill Burr
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
That was just something we said for a limited time, but no.
Do you want a fern?
All right, simply... I'm kidding.
They have trees, lemon trees, according to them.
All right, simply safe, everybody.
Look, we all want to feel safe at home.
But for a long time, home security has meant expensive monthly fees and ironclad contracts that lock in.
Monthly fees and ironclad contracts that locked you in for years.
You know, a long time ago, I used to work with this comic, Michael.
His last name escapes me.
I used to work with him in Atlanta.
And he was a Southern dude.
He used to talk about his dog.
He had this really hardcore Southern accent when he would do it.
And I could just tell him how much he loved his dog.
And that's how I knew before I really even met him.
I'm like, this guy's a good dude.
He had a dog named Mitchell.
He goes, my dog, Mitchell.
And I was like, this guy fucking loves his dog.