Bill Burr
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Anyway.
I choose SimpliSafe because they offer a better way.
Oh, wait a second.
I missed a whole paragraph here.
Oh, yeah.
Ironclad contracts that locked in for years.
None of that shit.
I choose SimpliSafe because they offer a better way.
It's comprehensive protection, sensors, cameras, 24-7 monitoring.
But on your terms, easy to get secured, easily customized, a system that's right for your home.
It's SimpliSafe, and it ships to your door in a few days.
With app...
Guided setup and no drilling required.
You can install and arm your system in under an hour.
No need to wait around for a technician appointment.
Comprehensive protection.
It's not just a camera, goddammit.
It's a comprehensive, whatever that word means, ecosystem of sensors.
Creepy.
Cameras for inside and out and 24-7 professional monitoring in the event of a break-in, fire, or flood.