Bill Burr
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
SimpliSafe agents are ready to take action.
People, please be careful.
Don't put cameras inside your house.
They'll see you fucking.
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Jesus Christ!
Only thing left to do is they come over and beat up the criminal.
That's half off at simplisafe.com.
There's no safe!
Like simply safe.
All right.
Who do we got next?
Oh, my God.
Jesus fucking Christ.
We got.