Bill Burr

Don't fucking do that thing where I'm trying to inspire you to get to my level.

Do you realize everything that has to be involved there?

Like you have to fucking call up the fucking airport.

Some poor bastard has to do that.

You have your cars.

It's not enough that you have your cars.

It's not enough that you're flying private.

It's not enough that your luggage costs more than what a lot of people make to fucking teach kids in public schools.

You have to have all of that.

I mean, how many fucking drivers do you need to get all your fucking cars out there?

Then you got to figure out what fucking outfit you're going to wear.

I don't know.

Anyways, plowing ahead.

But that is the kind of shit that I want to see.

I actually kind of have this thing going on with friends of mine where we just send each other all of those, like, photos.

You know, that poor kid who died there, the humble brag guy, he would have had a fucking field day on Instagram.

Jesus Christ.

I mean...

That's why I kind of went on there.

I just didn't realize it was going to be that much work to try and find all of those fucking photos because people would just send me them all the time.