Bill Burr

But evidently that will stop a tire from smashing you in the fucking head and killing you.

Nobody wants that, right?

I don't think so.

So anyways, I saw the beginning of the race and as always, Lewis Hamilton got the pole position.

It helped.

And the race starts and he gets to the first corner first.

So obviously he's going to win the fucking race.

That's how it works.

And even one of the announcers stupidly said, well, you know, history has shown that whoever wins the first race of the year usually goes on to win the championship.

I don't know if that was a comment on how much lack of fucking passing there is or the fact that basically Mercedes and Ferrari have such superior engines that

That, you know, nobody else can compete with them.

You know, I mean, I know other teams like the American team has Ferrari engines, but that's like their shit one.

Like they get the Z28 engine.

We get the fucking rally sport.

That's for white trash people from the 70s.

So anyways, I guess what happened is.

Sebastian Vettel won the won the Australian Grand Prix for Ferrari, who went back to the Ferrari red or I guess less white in their car.

The cars definitely look different, look like a different color red.

And I was like, there's no way that there's like a specific red that Ferrari has to be.

But it turns out they just had less white in the car this year.