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Bill Burr

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Appearances Over Time

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Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

And then they need to do a startup to get rid of the skin.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

Right.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

I mean, Jesus Christ, you need an extra startup just for the shit underneath her chin.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

She has that unfortunate thing where it like, you know, it's like your chin is flush with your chest.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

And she's way too young to have that level of a double chin.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

And that's what happens, people, when you go down to the grocery store because you're so fucking broke and you have to bid on already expired double-stuffed Oreo cookies.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

Her neck is full of the cream.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

That's what it is.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

That's disgusting, isn't it?

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

But you know what?

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

In this day and age, I imagine she's a hero.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

All right, let's see her loss.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

She lost a bunch of weight.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

Good for her.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

Good for her.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

Now she's going to live longer.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

You know what they should have done with the facelift?

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

They should also fucking, they should have fixed her.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

I know this is harsh people, but there's too many fucking people.

Monday Morning Podcast
North Carolina, Jokes, Bankruptcy | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 4-10-26

There's too much traffic.