Bill Burr
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Okay.
You can't have dumb people like making more fucking people that are going to be out there on the road, you know, and their DNA is full of fucking expired Oreo cookie double stuff.
You just can't, you can't fucking do it.
And this is the thing that liberals cannot handle and conservatives go too far with.
There has to be a feel-good solution.
I would just say, listen, if you're dumb and you don't have kids...
The government will give you Oreo cookies that have not expired.
How about that?
We'll start with that.
Taxpayers will pay for that.
That'll come off the top.
Right?
I don't know how to solve this.
I don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about.
I can't tell you this.
Guess what the fuck I'm doing on April 13th?
I'm going to be in Charlotte, North Carolina.
At the Rough and Rowdy event.
I cannot fucking wait for this.
I think I got the suit that I'm going to wear.